Serious Sexual Question!

[jaguarr]

I feel I need 3 showers.. not only reading about Lee's sexual disfunctions.... but trying to fix them.

I'm going to take an alcohol dip....full body....

I hear ya man.... the thing is I feel the most for her out of any girl... but I'm getting the least back... I've dated some real freaks in the past..... and I'm a freak to be honest.....

Well, let me phrase it like this for you; she isn't gonna get any freakier after you get married.

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The thing that creeps me out about this thread is, consciously or subconsciously, Lee wants the Hype to know about his flaccidity.
He wants the globe pondering his noodle....

'cause it would be convenience itself, to google 50 billion medical sites, sex advice sites, etc. that are jamn-packed with way too much information about both the psychological and physiological causes of, and remedies for, this humiliating ailment.

To be honest...I didn't really think it through...also...I just needed answers from normal people.

I don't f**king care if people know.

alright?!

 

[JokerNick]

To be honest...I didn't really think it through...also...I just needed answers from normal people.

I don't f**king care if people know.

alright?!

yeah, it's not like you actually personaly know anyone on here.... they know you as lee.... it's not like they are going to search for every lee in your area (if that is your last or first name), find you, then tell your real friends about it in hopes they make fun of you...

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well to be honest. In my college class...there was someone else with the same first and last name as me.

God that was confusing.

 

[Equint77]

I respect lee enough to have taken his question serious enough.... and to be honest.. it takes balls to post something like this... even amongst strangers...

I:heart:
LEE

 

[Hades]

To be honest...I didn't really think it through...also...I just needed answers from normal people.

I don't f**king care if people know.

alright?!

Sure thing, limp bizkit

 

[Equint77]

Sure thing, limp bizkit

shut the **** up you emo.

 

[enterthemadness]

Ok...

This is a serious question about me. You can take it seriously...or you can laugh. But the fact of the matter is...I am not a desperate s**t like some of the people on these forums.

I have a sexual problem of late and I just need people to help me clarify what might be causing it.

Let's just say...half through intercourse sometimes... The Amazing Lee Jr. goes soft and just doesn't wanna perform any longer.

This is really frustrating for me...my girlfriend really doesn't mind but I think she feels that I don't find her attractive but I DO. she is such an attractive woman!

There are two main reasons which may be causing this..


...Maybe I wank too much. I've been trying to stop

But the main reason I think it is, is because I'm over weight....and VERY unfit. I can't keep up at times and I feel maybe the blood pressure goes to other parts of my body and stops my penis from working.

It mainly happens when we switch positions etc...

I just need your help.

If you wanna joke about it...be my guest...but I'd like at LEAST one serious answer.

I have hope in the hype.

You horny bastards! :heart:

Work out more and eat better, Mr. Man Boobie.

 

[JokerNick]

well all I know is I'm ready to end it with my girl now.... she's pissing me off....

 

[Hades]

shut the **** up you emo.

At least I'm not a shrimper

 

[Equint77]

At least I'm not a shrimper

huh???

if you're gonna diss someone... make sure it's understandable.

now go back to listening to your AFI CD's.

 

[enterthemadness]

huh???

if you're gonna diss someone... make sure it's understandable.

now go back to listening to your AFI CD's.

He's saying Equit Jr is small.

 

[Sabretooth]

huh???

if you're gonna diss someone... make sure it's understandable.

now go back to listening to your AFI CD's.

Daayum son.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Maybe if your gf stops wearing so much eyeshadow your ***** will prosper.

 

[Equint77]

He's saying Equit Jr is small.

so should we stop calling him emo and start calling him homo?

Spoiler

and i'm not homophobic.... some of my best friends are gay

 

[Holly Goodhead]

so should we stop calling him emo and start calling him homo?

Spoiler

and i'm not homophobic.... some of my best friends are gay

Yeah right, all your best friends are tough guy ******* NY'ers with fathead attitudes. You hate gay people

 

[Crooklyn]

so should we stop calling him emo and start calling him homo?

Spoiler

and i'm not homophobic.... some of my best friends are gay

Love how you just added that last tidbit in. Most of the time it implies the opposite.

But since ya in the city, I believe ya. Tons of gays here, lol. And yes, some of them are my friends too.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Bk?

 

[Hades]

huh???

if you're gonna diss someone... make sure it's understandable.

now go back to listening to your AFI CD's.

Go back to your straw sucking, shrimper.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Maybe if your gf stops wearing so much eyeshadow your ***** will prosper.

Shut up.

Or I will whip you round the face with my flaccid ness.

 

[Crooklyn]

Bk?

No, I prefer McDonalds.

 

[Equint77]

Love how you just added that last tidbit in. Most of the time it implies the opposite.

But since ya in the city, I believe ya. Tons of gays here, lol. And yes, some of them are my friends too.

that's part of living in the city...... you meet everyone...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

No, I prefer McDonalds.

Mhm

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Maybe this thread was a bad idea. But I spend so much time on this place...that it just seemed the first place to address the problem.

I'm sure it's just a passing phase. I do need to lose abit of weight. It does seem to be slowing me down in many areas of life.

The main reason for putting on weight is alcohol/ binge drinking which has also lead to binge eating.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Youre impotent