Serious Sexual Question!

[JokerNick]

put out is not the same as cease to function from straining to spot your microdick amongst the pubes

I can always count on you to disect my posts....... lucky for you, I ain't in the mood to comment back like I ussualy do... to freakin depressed

 

[hippy fascist]

I can always count on you to disect my posts....... lucky for you, I ain't in the mood to comment back like I ussualy do... to freakin depressed

why?

 

[JokerNick]

why?

well, last night, it was my uncles bday, he's over from england, so we had a party for him... well my girl had to work, she waitressing part time... I called her a few times, cause I know her leaving time is eratic... she never picked up once or messaged me back when i messaged her... she's ussualy done around 10 on normal nights... well I got home at 11 and she wasn't home... I fell asleep waiting up for her, she didn't get home till after midnight, I asked her why she got out so late, she said they were busy... i talked to the bartender there today (were friends) and I was like "heard you were busy last night" he said they weren't and that Katie go off at 10.... I tried calling her to ask her about this, and she didn't pick up... I left a message about the sitituation and then tried calling her a few times before her shift tonight, she never picked up once.... I don't know what to think.... her cell was on, and I got pushed to the voice mail every time I called...

 

[hippy fascist]

well, last night, it was my uncles bday, he's over from england, so we had a party for him... well my girl had to work, she waitressing part time... I called her a few times, cause I know her leaving time is eratic... she never picked up once or messaged me back when i messaged her... she's ussualy done around 10 on normal nights... well I got home at 11 and she wasn't home... I fell asleep waiting up for her, she didn't get home till after midnight, I asked her why she got out so late, she said they were busy... i talked to the bartender there today (were friends) and I was like "heard you were busy last night" he said they weren't and that Katie go off at 10.... I tried calling her to ask her about this, and she didn't pick up... I left a message about the sitituation and then tried calling her a few times before her shift tonight, she never picked up once.... I don't know what to think.... her cell was on, and I got pushed to the voice mail every time I called...

give it a few days and then see where you stand, sometimes people want some alone time. While your accident has had a massive effect on you it has effected her also and for some people it can be a lot to deal with. My uncle was paralysed recently and it was difficult for me to still view him in the same way at first but with time if anything I'd say we are closer now since I never uised to see him much and now I'm always round his house doing odd jobs. Give it time.

 

[JokerNick]

give it a few days and then see where you stand, sometimes people want some alone time. While your accident has had a massive effect on you it has effected her also and for some people it can be a lot to deal with. My uncle was paralysed recently and it was difficult for me to still view him in the same way at first but with time if anything I'd say we are closer now since I never uised to see him much and now I'm always round his house doing odd jobs. Give it time.

yeah,, I know I should.. but I guarentee that bottle of Jack I'm looking at will be downed pretty soon.........

 

[hippy fascist]

yeah,, I know I should.. but I guarentee that bottle of Jack I'm looking at will be downed pretty soon.........

On the plus side you can get away with a lot more **** now. My mate jimbo used to properly take advantage of it. He'd have women flocking all over him whenever he went to a club and he could feel up anyone he wanted without reproach t:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey Lee, www.healthboards.com

 

[JokerNick]

On the plus side you can get away with a lot more **** now. My mate jimbo used to properly take advantage of it. He'd have women flocking all over him whenever he went to a club and he could feel up anyone he wanted without reproach t:

not in a wheelchair though, that would be hard

 

[hippy fascist]

not in a wheelchair though, that would be hard

seek inspiration and you shall find it

He did all right with it!

 

[JokerNick]

seek inspiration and you shall find it

He did all right with it!

yeah, with a ho called "nut gobbler" who had to shove a tampon up her pee hole to stop the bleeding from her urinary track infection....

 

[hippy fascist]

yeah, with a ho called "nut gobbler" who had to shove a tampon up her pee hole to stop the bleeding from her urinary track infection....

*****'s ***** man. A little blood just makes it taste spicy t:

 

[Lackey]

how can this have gone 7 pages without the Lee crotch-shot picture

 

[enterthemadness]

how can this have gone 7 pages without the Lee crotch-shot picture

Last time I saw that...I went blind for a day.

 

[JokerNick]

how can this have gone 7 pages without the Lee crotch-shot picture

that right there proves that aethiest are wrong

god is keeping that pic away from us

 

[The Amazing Lee]

seek inspiration and you shall find it

He did all right with it!

Even Jimmy got a *****.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

how can this have gone 7 pages without the Lee crotch-shot picture

Oh for f**k sake.

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh for f**k sake.

Temper, Temper. people who get angry can't keep it up.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Shut up.

People that don't shut their mouths will get a kick in the teeth.

 

[hippy fascist]

Shut up.

People that don't shut their mouths will get a kick in the teeth.

somebody's over-compensating for their masculinity

 

[enterthemadness]

Shut up.

People that don't shut their mouths will get a kick in the teeth.

I think I'll write an crappy song dedicated to your problem.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

somebody's over-compensating for their masculinity

You facking starting summat or what.

Did you just call me a C**t!

 

[Fred_Fury]

maybe your girl just doesnt know how to work it. go bone a stripper, they're experts.

 

[hippy fascist]

apparently meat could be the cause of your problem

look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olCQ45TJzBY

 

[The Amazing Lee]

LOL!

I am a big meat eater.

 

[hippy fascist]

I am a big meat eater.

maybe this'll get your blood pumping