Sex in a messy place.

[The Man Of 16]

Hypothetical situation.

Theres this chick that wants to do "something" with me tonight but we cant go to her place. And I cant go to my moms because she's home. But I'm at my dads (parents are divorced) but the place is a mess, like really bad.

Should I get her over here or wait for another night when her parents arent home. What would you do?

Again, hypothetical.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[hippie_hunter]

Do It! Do It!

 

[X-Chick]

Well, since you're obviously a kid, I guess it doesn't matter. Though, if you had your own place, seeing a guy who lives like a slob is a huge turn-off.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Tag it, & bag it.

 

[Majik1387]

I've seen many different versions of what's considered a mess. What's your 'mess' consist of?

 

[Ghostvirus]

& by tag it, & bag it. I mean clean up the f-ing house. Then hit it, & quit it.

 

[Mister J]

Tag it, & bag it.

& by tag it, & bag it. I mean clean up the f-ing house. Then hit it, & quit it.

t:

 

[CConn]

This thread should SO be about anal.

 

[Mister J]

I expected 'messy' to be a reference to something other than a cluttered locale. You just mentioned one and I might awaken the probation gods if I detailed the other.

 

[Crooklyn]

This thread should SO be about anal.

Funny, I was thinking this thread was about that, or a bloodied up cooter. I may need to see a shrink.

 

[Kritish]

This thread should SO be about anal.

I thought it was.

 

[Majik1387]

I've seen many different versions of what's considered a mess. What's your 'mess' consist of?

 

[PhotoJones]

this is what motels are for.

 

[Catman]

If I had a quarter for everytime you just posted the dry smilie I'd be rich.

 

[CConn]

this is what motels are for.

Or the back of subway cars.

 

[Kritish]

If I had a quarter for everytime you just posted the dry smilie I'd be rich.

I'd like to have sex in a messy place with whoever's in your avatar.

 

[Catman]

I'd like to have sex in a messy place with whoever's in your avatar.

She's taken!

 

[Kritish]

She's taken!

That's your girlfriend? Lucky son of a *****.

 

[Catman]

A "good" friend.

 

[Frico]

I thought it was.

Same.

 

[mcilroga]

Well it's you, so... do whatever the hell you want. If it were me, I wouldn't be waiting. There are places, dude -- motels, cars (actually cars suck), friend's places.

 

[nosebleed.]

Yeah, cars suck...but SUVs = t:

 

[Frico]

A "good" friend.

!

 

[mcilroga]

Yeah, cars suck...but SUVs = t:

They really do. Backseats of cars, just horrible. No room at all. SUVs? After the car expereince, I decided no vehicle, ever again.

A bud of mine actually did it in the cart of a cargo train. Couldn't wait for the motel. Talk about desperation.