sexual fantasies you have, that your significant other don't want to act out!

[nosebleed.]

I've never really enjoyed the whole roleplaying thing. Maybe I haven't had the right guy for it. I feel like there's a ton of enjoyment to be had minus me playing 'nurse' or 'school teacher'.

says the girl dressed at batwoman.

 

[Babs Gordon]

1. that was a photoshop manip.

2. regardless of whether i did once wear a costume, wearing a costume in bed is an entirely different thing.

 

[Babs Gordon]

plus it's batgirl. get it right!

 

[nosebleed.]

plus it's batgirl. get it right!

you should wear it to bed and get it over with!

 

[Babs Gordon]

i hear wonder woman is a more popular fantasy

 

[terry78]

When her response to anything other than missionary is "ewwww", not a good chance of any of that happening.

 

[Babs Gordon]

aw terry.

 

[nosebleed.]

Time to get her drunk Terry...time to get her drunk.

 

[terry78]

Time to get her drunk Terry...time to get her drunk.

Nah, she drinks enough for both us as it is. I don't drink myself, but she can get tipsy, yet still is hesitant. An outrage, I tells you. Dudes don't need liquor to do freaky stuff, but the women..whole other ball game. Sadly, it don't work on her..she just gets annoying.

 

[X-Chick]

When her response to anything other than missionary is "ewwww", not a good chance of any of that happening.

Ouch. There are certain other...things I couldn't do without.

 

[Kritish]

When her response to anything other than missionary is "ewwww", not a good chance of any of that happening.

She won't even do it doggie style for you? Dump that hoe...

 

[nosebleed.]

sounds like a keeper.

 

[Sgt Philatelica]

batgirl was one of mine when I was a bit younger

 

[terry78]

sounds like a keeper.

Haha, I know, man. But we all end up with chicks like this eventually. The fun ones always turn evil after they get you.

 

[X-Chick]

She won't even do it doggie style for you? Dump that hoe...

You've changed your sig like 3 times today. Make up your mind.

 

[X-Chick]

Haha, I know, man. But we all end up with chicks like this eventually. The fun ones always turn evil after they get you.

Not true. A solid 2% of us stay pretty exciting and fun even after commitment and marriage.

 

[Joker]

batgirl was one of mine when I was a bit younger

wait wait wait...this is this guys first post...that means he probably lurked around for a while, but didnt see anything worth posting on...then, he sees this thread, and he thinks "I must sign up for an account! All must know of my Batgirl fetish!"


I'd just like to say, you sir, are f**king awesome, and I applaud you

 

[Sgt Philatelica]

wait wait wait...this is this guys first post...that means he probably lurked around for a while, but didnt see anything worth posting on...then, he sees this thread, and he thinks "I must sign up for an account! All must know of my Batgirl fetish!"


I'd just like to say, you sir, are f**king awesome, and I applaud you

Thanks, Joker

 

[nosebleed.]

Not true. A solid 2% of us stay pretty exciting and fun even after commitment and marriage.

You're not married yet though, right? Wedding bands contain supernatural properties that sap the joy out of women...its not your fault.

 

[Babs Gordon]

She won't even do it doggie style for you? Dump that hoe...

she must not have realized that from behind is one of the insanely pleasurable positions for women once the pair get beyond the length management issue.

 

[X-Chick]

You're not married yet though, right? Wedding bands contain supernatural properties that sap the joy out of women...its not your fault.

lol. I still have like a month and a half.

she must not have realized that from behind is one of the insanely pleasurable positions for women once the pair get beyond the length management issue.

And once you get over the vulnerability and embarrassment of it. Its the best. Or at least one of them.

 

[SamuraiSon6]

your cracking me up nosebleed!

 

[nosebleed.]

Its true...men's wedding bands have similar properties that sap the hell out of your short term memory. Common dialogue between wifey and I goes like:

me: Babes...I'm late for work. Where the hell is my wallet??
wifey: Right here in this drawer where I showed you yesterday.
me: Why the hell do you keep moving stuff around on me?? You KNOW I'm not gonna remember where you put it!
wifey: THAT'S IT...NO MORE DOGGYSTYLE FOR YOU! ONLY MISSIONARY





(j/k about that last part...dedicated to Terry)

 

[terry78]

I may have to take her to see 300 only for the scene where Leonidas and Queen Gorgo are going at it avant garde style. They did reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary all in one sitting. They had stamina back in the day.

 

[Joker]

my ex refused to buy and wear a Harley Quinn outfit...what a prude