sexual fantasies you have, that your significant other don't want to act out!

[X-Chick]

I may have to take her to see 300 only for the scene where Leonidas and Queen Gorgo are going at it avant garde style. They did reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary all in one sitting. They had stamina back in the day.

Nice.

 

[terry78]

^No premature ejaculation for Spartans. Prepare for glory!

 

[Warhammer]

This thread sure is a doozie.

 

[Warhammer]

^No premature ejaculation for Spartans. Prepare for glory!

Lmao.

 

[Babs Gordon]

Somehow many of GAH's threads turn into classics, regardless of much he is mocked for creating them.

 

[nosebleed.]

Well, there's talk of Spartans, sex and premature ejaculation...how could it not be classic?

 

[GunBlade]

This thread is gold.

 

[nosebleed.]

I'm gonna try and yell "THIS IS SPARTA" in bed with wifey tonite.

 

[X-Chick]

I'm gonna try and yell "THIS IS SPARTA" in bed with wifey tonite.

Now that is classic.

I need to take my fiance to that movie.

 

[jaguarr]

You're not married yet though, right? Wedding bands contain supernatural properties that sap the joy out of women...its not your fault.

That's utter nonsense lined with premium horse-sh1t, junior.

jag

 

[nosebleed.]

That's utter nonsense lined with premium horse-sh1t, junior.

jag

Not so my young feline friend. That's why guys have to work so hard at marriage...to counter the effects.

plus I ran out of horse ***** lining...need to stock back up.

 

[jaguarr]

Not so my young feline friend. That's why guys have to work so hard at marriage...to counter the effects.

plus I ran out of horse ***** lining...need to stock back up.

Yeah, that part was horse-sh1t, too.

jag

 

[terry78]

I stole this from the other thread, but if she wants to get some temp boobs, by all means.

 

[Babs Gordon]

owned.

 

[Babs Gordon]

bwahahaha. they look like cow bags.

 

[nosebleed.]

yuck

 

[Joker]

This thread is gold.

I was hoping you'd make an actual response, then I could come in and say something like "I can take care of that for you ," you know, like in the old days...but you didnt...that's it, I'm breaking up the band

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I may have to take her to see 300 only for the scene where Leonidas and Queen Gorgo are going at it avant garde style. They did reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary all in one sitting. They had stamina back in the day.

She took it like a champ too...

 

[nosebleed.]

yeah she did...I think I'm gonna go watch it right now. it'll hype me up for my "this is sparta" experiment with wifey tonite.

 

[Babs Gordon]

Still haven't seen it.

 

[lars573]

I stole this from the other thread, but if she wants to get some temp boobs, by all means.

I'll see you that pic and raise you.

 

[Babs Gordon]

That lady's smile on the right is frightening. Almost... cannibalistic.

 

[rdh007]

Perhaps "woman" would be a more appropriate word choice than "lady"...


Oh, and I keep trying to get my wife to invite this lady over:

 

[Erzengel]

1. that was a photoshop manip.

2. regardless of whether i did once wear a costume, wearing a costume in bed is an entirely different thing.

I'm lucky that I'm not dating a red head.

Okay tonight, you can dress up as Batgirl.

Okay tonight, you can dress up as Jean Grey.

 

[rdh007]

My wife was strawberry blonde when we met. She had a great dye job. Now she's just blonde.

Spoiler

She's still out of my league, though.