Darthphere
Kneel before 'Drox!
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Mr. Credible hates the troops.
Darthphere said:Mr. Credible hates the troops.
jaguarr said:But he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES their wives!
jag
Mr. Credible said:oh geez... let the boxed wine go!
i used to drink that and skol vodka (not together) when i was underage (beause it was cheap and plentiful) and i wanted to have some again. i haven't touched the stuff in like 5 years, and i don't plan to again for a long while.
Mr. Credible said:okay... weird story.
a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her.
er her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.
oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.
ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.
Duende Verde said:I found a movie starring Mr. Credible!
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Duende Verde said:I found a movie starring Mr. Credible!
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if you know what I mean...![]()

DoneMr Sparkle said:"the adventure is down there...." LMAO
edit, now that I think about it, it should say:
"the adventure is down there....if you know what I mean"
jaguarr said:Don't take this the wrong way, but don't be naive. This girl cheated on her husband and is saying she's fully prepared to lie about it. If she's really as out of control of her faculties as she seems to be when she's drunk, there is a strong possibility of her getting sloshed and then having a fight with either her sister or her husband and blurting out "Oh yeah, well I let Mr. Credible f**k me in the ass blah, blah, blah!!!!" just to be spiteful and hurtful to them. At which point, a pile of sh1t could come flying your way. Keep your guard up, dude.
jag
Duende Verde said:I found a movie starring Mr. Credible!
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if you know what I mean...![]()
awwwwwwww yeahhhhhh.Mr. Credible said:okay... weird story.
a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.
anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.
so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.
oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.
ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.
MaleRogue said:Well if you don't regret it than everything s alright...
Don't say it to ya girlfriend do you still date her and all?
I know how you feel I cheated once on my girlfriend I didn't regret it because my girlfriend acted weird
Edd Extraordinaire said:By girlfriend do you mean your hand?