sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

[JLBats]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

Holy ****.

 

[JLBats]

Okay, so you cheated on your girlfriend with her sister, who was cheating on her husband who's away in the armed forces.

In other words, there's the possibility that both the sister and the husband can find out, driving a wedge between siblings and setting a jealous highly trained soldier after your ass.



I'm looking for the good that can come from this...

I hope it becomes like a Double Indemnity thing, and he gets framed for murder, and while he's in the chamber and fumes come a-waftin' in, he'll thank God for the time he had with the sister, and for his own death.

 

[Mr. Credible]

ouch.

 

[JLBats]

ouch.

You know I love you man. Props

 

[Ronny Shade]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

You're a terrorist. Terrorist is the new Commie.

 

[Deathlok2001]

It sound s like:

she is going to dump soldier boy soon

or

she has been doing this sort of thing for some time now, so its no biggie to her. Its how she rationazlizes the fact that she married a dude that is away more than he is home.

 

[Ronny Shade]

It sound s like:

she is going to dump soldier boy soon

or

she has been doing this sort of thing for some time now, so its no biggie to her. Its how she rationazlizes the fact that she married a dude that is away more than he is home.

Either way she's a bad person

 

[Knives122]

So, inform me on what's happening in this strange.....strange story....

 

[Duende Verde]

So, someone fill me in on what's happening in this strange.....strange story....

Wrong choice of words to use near Mr. Credible... if you know what I mean.

 

[JLBats]

Wrong choice of words to use near Mr. Credible... if you know what I mean.

Ooooooh, I get it, because Mr. Credible rather enjoys anal sex. Good on you.

 

[Knives122]

Yeah I just changed it, but when I was putting it in I had a bad feeling it would bite me eventually.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah I just changed it, but when I was putting it in I had a bad feeling it would bite me eventually.

I think Mr. Credible probably bites, too.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Ooooooh, I get it, because Mr. Credible rather enjoys anal sex. Good on you.

you didn't get it bad show old man!

 

[JLBats]

you didn't get it bad show old man!

I hope Mr. Credible's children gestate in your womb as we speak

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I hope Mr. Credible's children gestate in your womb as we speak

I'm barren like you.

 

[JLBats]

I'm barren like you.

I've produced many a fruit.

 

[jaguarr]

I've produced many a fruit.

There's a Deathlok joke in here, but I just don't have the energy for it.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I've produced many a fruit.

I'm sure you have

 

[Mr Sparkle]

There's a Deathlok joke in here, but I just don't have the energy for it.

jag

stop reading my mind!!!!!

 

[JLBats]

I'm sure you have

All I want is one that I can go to a ball game with

 

[jaguarr]

stop reading my mind!!!!!

I wish I could, since it's kind of like Highlights Magazine on crack with a taste for indie music.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

All I want is one that I can go to a ball game with

oh, there will be balls, and there will be games......

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Highlights Magazine on crack with a taste for indie music.

jag

Lol

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I wish I could, since it's kind of like Highlights Magazine on crack with a taste for indie music.

jag

see? you ARE reading it

 

[jaguarr]

see? you ARE reading it

I'll be damned if the crossword section isn't freaky-entertainingashell, though.

jag