Someone broke into my car last night

[Shifty]

My car was broken into last summer, just some scratches to the lock was the only real damage. They tried to get my CD player which is a TheftLock. They messed up the front, all I had was burnt CDs, some change still left. My glovecompartment was left open. I did have some things in the trunk that were of some vaule but they never checked. It was pretty quick, it was at 4 in the morning I heard my car door open outside and then ran outside to see some car go down the backlane.

 

[jaguarr]

BOOM!

jag

BAM!!

aaaaayyyyyyooooo

I like where this thread wound up. In fact, I'm going to suggest we delete slinger's post and just close it where bullets left off.

jag

 

[Shifty]

I like where this thread wound up. In fact, I'm going to suggest we delete slinger's post and just close it where bullets left off.

jag

Yeah what the hell was I thinking, wouldn't bother me.

Just one question, and I'm sure its been asked, why don't you put "jag" in your sig isn't it a pain in the ass to remember to do that every post? I tried that long ago before there was a signature function here, not fun.

> > >slinger> > >

 

[Ghostvirus]

You need to get you a MagnaVolt.
[YT]VyuKEK7wmsw[/YT]

 

[Shifty]

You need to get you a MagnaVolt.
[YT]VyuKEK7wmsw[/YT]

Now does the MagnaVolt kill or just stun them into unconsciousness?

Trunk Monkey will help lower the crime rates.

[YT]d4pp9qLBSbs[/YT]

 

[SuBe]

My car was broken into last summer, just some scratches to the lock was the only real damage. They tried to get my CD player which is a TheftLock. They messed up the front, all I had was burnt CDs, some change still left. My glovecompartment was left open. I did have some things in the trunk that were of some vaule but they never checked. It was pretty quick, it was at 4 in the morning I heard my car door open outside and then ran outside to see some car go down the backlane.

HEY! No Topic-Wraggl'n Allowed!

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah what the hell was I thinking, wouldn't bother me.

Just one question, and I'm sure its been asked, why don't you put "jag" in your sig isn't it a pain in the ass to remember to do that every post? I tried that long ago before there was a signature function here, not fun.

> > >slinger> > >

Because I am an artisan, son! Every post is hand-crafted with care. Mass production stuff is crap.

You need to get you a MagnaVolt.

Now does the MagnaVolt kill or just stun them into unconsciousness?

Trunk Monkey will help lower the crime rates.

LOL! Thread saved.

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

Now does the MagnaVolt kill or just stun them into unconsciousness?

Trunk Monkey will help lower the crime rates.

Wow. I actually saw Robocop 2 in the theatre, & I have seen it several times, & I never actually thought about whether or not it kills him. I just assumed it did, but I suppose that it could have just stunned him. Edit: Ok watched it again, yeah he is smoking. That dude is dead.

Trunk Monkey Rules. Combine that with the MagnaVolt, & you got sercurity locked down.

 

[jaguarr]

Magnavolt says that it's fatal, right in the commercial.

jag

 

[Shifty]

Magnavolt says that it's fatal, right in the commercial.

jag

I don't know if I could trust Magnavolt, it could also shock you by mistake and I'm sure your car might stink of fried human. Trunk Monkey recognizes you, and I'm sure since he would have this new car smell and come with a cleaning kit.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I don't know if I could trust Magnavolt, it could also shock you by mistake and I'm sure your car might stink of fried human. Trunk Monkey recognizes you, and I'm sure since he would have this new car smell and come with a cleaning kit.

Have you ever been to a zoo, & gone near the monkey cage? Imagine a monkey sh**ing, & pi**ing in your trunk 24 hours a day. Not to mention the cost of feeding it. Trunk Monkey is cool, & all but after a while it would suck.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, getting the charred human smell out of your car was the first problem I thought of with Magnavolt.

jag

 

[Shifty]

Have you ever been to a zoo, & gone near the monkey cage? Imagine a monkey sh**ing, & pi**ing in your trunk 24 hours a day. Not to mention the cost of feeding it. Trunk Monkey is cool, & all but after a while it would suck.

But these would be specially trained monkeys that would poop on the jerk's car that parked too close to you. If the city allowed this practise you would only need it for so long until the majority of meth heads and car thieves were rotting at the bottom of a body of water. Then we could just leave them in the trunk and freeze during the winter.