Sony Defense Force reviews non-Playstation games!

[WhatsHisFace]

Oh please. None of those girls are hot. They look constipated.

 

[Timstuff]

Xbots aren't dumb. They're just a**holes. They also think that the other consoles have no fun games either. Though unlike the Sony Defense Force, you won't see them give games like Uncharted or Super Mario Galaxy a 1 or 2.5 simply for not being on the Xbox.

That's because Sony Defense Force is not real.

I seriously wish they would just shut that dumb website down. It was only funny until people realized that it was fake, which took about 10 minutes. It's like if I put on a blond wig and made a Youtube video of myself and said "I am Hilary Clinton, and I am a lesbian. Also, I want to run your life." People would just roll their eyes at it, which is what they now do to Sony Defense Force.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Only one company has things like RIIIIDGE RACER!!!, the weak spot, 599 US Dollars, 4-D, and the list goes on and on and on. And only one group has the balls to stand up and say "these things are not laughably ******ed". And that's why the SDF exists.

I was a fan of "PS2's online will be like jacking into the Matrix".

 

[hippie_hunter]

Only one company has things like RIIIIDGE RACER!!!, the weak spot, 599 US Dollars, 4-D, and the list goes on and on and on. And only one group has the balls to stand up and say "these things are not laughably ******ed". And that's why the SDF exists.

To be fair to Sony, they really haven't done anything laughably ******ed since Kutaragi got the boot. Sure they've done dumb things, but nowhere near on par with their earlier blunders when Krazy Ken was around.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Phil Harrison said MotorStorm would be the PS3's Halo.

MotorStorm.








MotorStorm.












































MotorStorm.

 

[블라스]

I've seen better looking Asians. Though those mushroom caps are HAWT!

It's the mushroom caps that makes them hawt!

 

[hippie_hunter]

That's because Sony Defense Force is not real.

I seriously wish they would just shut that dumb website down. It was only funny until people realized that it was fake, which took about 10 minutes. It's like if I put on a blond wig and made a Youtube video of myself and said "I am Hilary Clinton, and I am a lesbian. Also, I want to run your life." People would just roll their eyes at it, which is what they now do to Sony Defense Force.

Based on how people post on Internet sites, I really wouldn't be surprised if Sony Defense Force was actually real.

 

[블라스]

Wait, the SDF is not real??

Don't crush my dreams that people that stupid exist, come on

 

[GFreeman]

It's based on a real group, operating throughout the world's gaming forums.

 

[블라스]

It's based on a real group, operating throughout the world's gaming forums.

Phew!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

It's The Lizard #1's website.

 

[GFreeman]

It really is, in spirit.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Or because Xbox fanboys are the only ones with nothing better to do than pretend to be another system's fanboys.

OH MY GAWD! You discover the mystery of the "we don't give a **** what you think"!

 

[블라스]

So wait....I don't really like my Ps2?

 

[GFreeman]

No.

 

[블라스]

Damn it....I've been mistaken all these years...

 

[GFreeman]

You're going to need to send me some money to assuage your guilt from it. You're never going to sleep otherwise.

 

[블라스]

How much? Anything to be rid of this feeling!

 

[GFreeman]

Well, it really just depends on how much guilt you want to not feel. There's not really a limit to it, just keep pouring in the cash, and you'll keep feeling less and less guilty. I can even charge you interest on random stuff if you really want to get rid of that guilt, but that tends to only be for people who have a really good heart. Do you have a really good heart Blas? Do you?

 

[블라스]

I have a really good heart....HERE!

LOLZ!

 

[GFreeman]

Yeah, I'll be sure to buy prescriptions and food with those. F*ggot

 

[블라스]

 

[Timstuff]

Wait, the SDF is not real??

Don't crush my dreams that people that stupid exist, come on

Rest assured, they really are that stupid. It's just that they're Xbots, and not PS fans. You'd have to be pretty dumb to devote the time and money it takes to maintain a website just to bash a game system that you don't own.

 

[블라스]

Meeeeeeeendoooooozaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

 

[XtromaniaK]

Rest assured, they really are that stupid. It's just that they're Xbots, and not PS fans. You'd have to be pretty dumb to devote the time and money it takes to maintain a website just to bash a game system that you don't own.

I'd laugh if they really were PS fans. Or, on the other hand, Nintendo fans. Or maybe they just don't have a "side" but just feel like dramatizing the stupidity that Playstation fans generate on a daily basis.

The fact that you automatically assume they are "Xbots" assures that you fall into that demographic.