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"firestar , iceman where are you when i need you"?
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "You never go ass-to-mouth! That's a scientific fact!"
 
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Spider-Man: "Just when you think you have seen everything, you wake up one day and see a giant monster taking a dump on downtown New York."
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: What´s all the buzz about Star Trek?
SPIDER-MAN: Well, maybe it´s because it actually looks like an epic sci-fi adventure, instead of a lame Men In Black wannabe...
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: What´s all the buzz about Star Trek?
SPIDER-MAN: Well, maybe it´s because it actually looks like an epic sci-fi adventure, instead of a lame Men In Black wannabe...
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MR. FANTASTIC: What´s all the buzz about Star Trek?
SPIDER-MAN: Well, maybe it´s because it actually looks like an epic sci-fi adventure, instead of a lame Men In Black wannabe...

I confess I don't get the "lame Men In Black wannabe" part.
 
A de3scription of how the Fantastic Four movies are perceived, by me, and a very large portion of FF fans.
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: Our movies still have defenders!!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, so does OJ Simpson.
 
That's a good way of summing it up UF - and a very poor Men In Black wannabe at that.
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "Leave Christian Bale alone! He already apologized for his T4 set rant! What more do you f***ing parasites want form him huh?! Huh?!?! Huh?!?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I just wanted to know if he was getting some anger counseling for it."
 
^LOL at this page.

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MR. FANTASTIC: "It's okay if you don't give a ****, but I do! I give lots of ****s!"
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "Tom Rothman's next on my hit list, and guess what, you're gonna help me get him."
SPIDER-MAN: "Well, if you insist."
MR. FANTASTIC: "I do insist."
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "Tom Rothman?! Don't get me started on Tom Rothman! I've been trying to bring that son of a b**** down for years! And when I do, I'm gonna cut him up Braveheart style!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You have a lot of repressed anger, you know that?"
 
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MR. FANTASTIC: "Tom Rothman?! Don't get me started on Tom Rothman! I've been trying to bring that son of a b**** down for years! And when I do, I'm gonna cut him up Braveheart style!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You have a lot of repressed anger, you know that?"

reed yes on THAT scorei make wolverine look like tranquility incarnate
 
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SPIDER-MAN: Why are you so angry?
MR.FANTASTIC: Christian Bale TRASHED MY LIGHTS!!!!
 
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Mr. Fantastic: "Everyone asks me what is bad about being married to Sue. I will tell you. Try to argue with a woman who can put a force-field so you can't leave or not be paranoid that your wife is following you invisiblely when you go to the strip club. Heaven forbid, you try to get some work done. She claims you are neglecting her and then runs off with the leader of magic underwater kingdom."
 
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