Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Arcturus]

Mr Fantastic: How many times have I got to tell you? NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!

Spider-Man: Okay! Take it easy, sheesh.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Mr. Fantastic: "Everyone asks me what is bad about being married to Sue. I will tell you. Try to argue with a woman who can put a force-field so you can't leave or not be paranoid that your wife is following you invisiblely when you go to the strip club. Heaven forbid, you try to get some work done. She claims you are neglecting her and then runs off with the leader of magic underwater kingdom."

ROFL! Nice one!

 

[Panthro]

Mr. Fantastic: "Everyone asks me what is bad about being married to Sue. I will tell you. Try to argue with a woman who can put a force-field so you can't leave or not be paranoid that your wife is following you invisiblely when you go to the strip club. Heaven forbid, you try to get some work done. She claims you are neglecting her and then runs off with the leader of magic underwater kingdom."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

 

[ultimatefan]

The Mr Fantastic rant on Sue is genius.

 

[ultimatefan]

MR FANTASTIC: What will it take to get Tom Rothman fired?!? He has to cause a nuclear holocaust?!? Melt the ice caps?!? Show his butt on Superbowl?!?

 

[Panthro]

MR FANTASTIC: What will it take to get Tom Rothman fired?!? He has to cause a nuclear holocaust?!? Melt the ice caps?!? Show his butt on Superbowl?!?

Great use of your own signature there UF.

But as for the other half of your sig, maybe it's time Singer moved on from comic book movies?

 

[ultimatefan]

First, thanks!

If they found a director who brought the X-Men franchise back to its prime days, I´d agree, but so far it´s only going downhill.

 

[DX]

Mr. Fantastic: "Aerosmith!"

Spidey: "AC/DC!"

Mr. Fantastic: "Aerosmith!"

Spidey: "Aerosmith!"

Mr. Fantastic: "AC/DC!..wait."

Spidey: "Bugs Bunny'd ya!"

Mr. Fantastic: "****"

 

[Panthro]

Mr. Fantastic: "Aerosmith!"

Spidey: "AC/DC!"

Mr. Fantastic: "Aerosmith!"

Spidey: "Aerosmith!"

Mr. Fantastic: "AC/DC!..wait."

Spidey: "Bugs Bunny'd ya!"

Mr. Fantastic: "****"

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[DX]

Hehehehehehehehe

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Oh God, I had a horrible nightmare! Hold me Spidey!"
SPIDER-MAN: "What was the nightmare about?"
BLACK CAT: "I dreamt that my film was being made by Tom Rothman & he wanted Jessica Alba to play me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn. That is pretty scary."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Originally Posted by LostMind

Mr. Fantastic: "Everyone asks me what is bad about being married to Sue. I will tell you. Try to argue with a woman who can put a force-field so you can't leave or not be paranoid that your wife is following you invisiblely when you go to the strip club. Heaven forbid, you try to get some work done. She claims you are neglecting her and then runs off with the leader of magic underwater kingdom."

LOL, nice! t:

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Love me tender, love me true, love me like I love you."
SPIDER-MAN: "I thought you liked it rough."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR FANTASTIC: What the hell are they waiting to reboot my franchise?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Damn, have a little patience, will ya? They waited eight years to reboot Batman´s franchise and look where it is now! Plus, your franchise is still at Fox, you don´t want a reboot with Rothman still in charge, do ya?

 

[Panthro]

MR FANTASTIC: What the hell are they waiting to reboot my franchise?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Damn, have a little patience, will ya? They waited eight years to reboot Batman´s franchise and look where it is now! Plus, your franchise is still at Fox, you don´t want a reboot with Rothman still in charge, do ya?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Who needs condoms when our suits are made of latex?"
SPIDER-MAN: "..."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe, interesting question...

 

[SpaceWay2009]

lol...Wow, nice picture of Black Cat and Spider-Man!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR FANTASTIC: Did you f*** ,y wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Hell yeah, for about 18 straight hours, she screamed like a banshee all the time, said I was a hundred times better than you in bed! Why you ask?
MR FANTASTIC: Huuuuuuh... N-nothing... D-did she eat healthy on breakfast?

 

[Panthro]

MR FANTASTIC: Did you f*** ,y wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Hell yeah, for about 18 straight hours, she screamed like a banshee all the time, said I was a hundred times better than you in bed! Why you ask?
MR FANTASTIC: Huuuuuuh... N-nothing... D-did she eat healthy on breakfast?

Hehehehehehehehe, poor Reed, always the underdog.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT [thinking]: "Just close your eyes Felicia & pretend he's either Hugh Jackman or Edward Norton."

 

[3dman27]

Hehehehehehehehe, poor Reed, always the underdog.

if he was any MORE of an underdog he'd be speaking in rhyme

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Peter´s getting that much love either...