Spider-Man Caption Thread.

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BLACK CAT: You´re cute, baby, but you´re no Hugh Jackman...
SPIDER-MAN: Maybe, but I don´t work for Tom Rothman...
BLACK CAT: Take me!! Please take me right now and never let go!!
 
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For the twenty-first century Spider-Man, there's a different meaning to the lyrics, "wealth and fame he's ignored, action is his reward."
 
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MR FANTASTIC: "In the field of local, live home entertainment, I"M A GOD!"
 
if he was any MORE of an underdog he'd be speaking in rhyme
Hehehe, so true.

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BLACK CAT: You´re cute, baby, but you´re no Hugh Jackman...
SPIDER-MAN: Maybe, but I don´t work for Tom Rothman...
BLACK CAT: Take me!! Please take me right now and never let go!!
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

Yours was also great Rabbit!
 
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MR FANTASTIC: What Capitain Kirk has that I don´t have?!?
SPIDEY: An actual filmmaker, apparently.
 
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BLACK CAT: Tell me, will I be called a **** for throwing myself at you like this?
SPIDER-MAN: Why are we supposed to respect all women, except ****s?!? Why is it **** is a bad word?!? ****s are human beings and need love, too!! A lot of the joy and happiness in the world is generated by ****s!!
 
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BLACK CAT: Tell me, am I a **** for throwing myself at you like this?
SPIDER-MAN: Why are we supposed to respect all women, except ****s?!? Why is it **** is a bad word?!? ****s are human beings and need love, too!! A lot of the joy and happiness in this world is given by ****s!!
 
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BLACK CAT: Tell me, am I a **** for throwing myself at you like this?
SPIDER-MAN: Why are we supposed to respect all women, except ****s?!? Why is it **** is a bad word?!? ****s are human beings and need love, too!! A lot of the joy and happiness in this world is given by ****s!!
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud
 
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SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Damn it, why can't I have her in the movies?! Then again, with my luck, she'd be played by some unworthy tart from the Alba/Holmes school of any-more-wooden-be-a-tree-acting."
 
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SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Damn it, why can't I have her in the movies?! Then again, with my luck, she'd be played by some unworthy tart from the Alba/Holmes school of any-more-wooden-be-a-tree-acting."

spidey thats no way to talk about ladies
 
I Just realized in the first Spiderman Mary Jane is dating Harry and she never kisses Harry but does kiss Peter, in the 3rd movie she is dating Peter but Harry finally gets his first kiss
 
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What´s that thing falling down really hard?
SPIDER-MAN: The box office for X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh. Can´t say I´m surprised.
SPIDER-MAN: Me neither.
 
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