Hey, I'm cool with Don too.
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh yeah, I'm the Man. I'm not just a man, I'm *the* Man. Because I played Venom. Oh yeah, I was so cool as Venom, I was so bad ass as Venom, I owned Venom, I rocked as Venom, I was born to play Venom, I was so perfect for Venom, I was the single greatest casting choice ever for a super-villain role, I was so utterly perfect that I put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Hell, I put Ian McKellan's Magneto to shame, and I put Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin to shame, and I put Liam Neeson's Ra's Al Guhl to shame, and Alfred Molina's Dr. Octopus was also put to shame by my spectacular tour de force portrayal of mighty Venom. Oh yes, I Am Mighty. Mighty and strong and powerful. I'm the new epitome of all that is virile and masculine in this world. All previous actors to embody what is masculine and virile are nothing compared to me, your John Waynes, your Charlton Hestons, your Sean Connerys, your Harrison Fords, your Arnold Schwarzeneggers, they're nothing compared to me. Oh yeah, not even Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler can't measure up to me. I own all their sorry asses. I pawn their sorry asses. I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass! I'm the King of the World! I'm going to be the next Brad Pitt level star in Hollywood! I was the real reason everyone came to see this movie! I'm the reason #3 was a mega-hit all over the world! I'm a big time charismatic movie star now! I-"
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up you effeminate day-dreamer!" [starts banging the rods]
TOPHER GRACE: "Ow! My ears! My very, very sensitive ears! Stop it, please stop it! I beg of you good sir, have mercy upon me!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Wuss."
You are the best cat themed femme fatale EVER
