Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Dr. Fate]

HULK: What, Spider-Man never heard of shiatsu massage?

Hehehehehe

HULK: "Hurts so good, doesn't it?!"

PETER & MJ: "Up yours, Quesada!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! Give Quesada hel, Pete!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hulk's reaction to Obama winning the presidential election.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HULK: "When will there be a green president?! When?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the "green president" one and the "Venom wants to be a black president" one.

 

[Morg]

*sighs*

 

[Dr. Fate]

HULK: "Don't tell racist jokes! You want the censors on our asses?!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Yahoo, Im getting a reboot!!!

Superman: No, Im getting a reboot. I think you mistaked ''uper'' with ''pider''. You are stupid.

Spiderman: ****, you're ruining a precious moment!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: WAHOOO!! Only 34 more days until The Dark Knight comes out on DVD!

 

[Symbiote789]

Mj: Spider-Man: Reign, I wonder what that's about.

 

[Doctor Jones]

MJ: *sigh* When is Malin Akerman going to take my place?

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the 34 days to TDK´s DVD one!

 

[ultimatefan]

DUNST: Aaahhh, only in America could a moderately cute and mildly talented actress be the co-star of a biliionaire movie franchise...

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks ultimatefan!

 

[Spider-Kid]

ah Crap, Dr Fate got banned!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Kirsten: I wonder what the hell those directers are gonna do when they reboot superman...wonder if the 3rd Spider-Man movie can be rebooted...

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Sorry, Dr. Fate has been banned and Hulk needs to vent his frustration!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Indeed, ultimatefan. But there's a chance he might come back tomorrow.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: Look, if four villains didn´t make my last movie work, what makes you think half a dozen will do the trick?
KRAVEN: No Topher Grace as Venom?
SPIDEY: Hmmm, you got a point there...

 

[Doctor Jones]

VILLAINS: Give us our Iron Man DVD biotch!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY:C´mon guys, I dunno what Tobey Maguire has led you to think, but I swear to Jeebus, I´M A GUY!!!
KRAVEN: Shut up, you lying biotch!!

 

[Panthro]

DUNST: Aaahhh, only in America could a moderately cute and mildly talented actress be the co-star of a biliionaire movie franchise...

Bwahahaha! Brilliant! And so true...

This is Venom...

This is Venom on Drugs. Any questions?

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm sorry DD, but you're just not animated series material."
DAREDEVIL: "The Hell I'm not! Listen punk, if fans were willing to sit through 5 seasons of you never throwing a punch at your bad guys and being given the role of leader in the Secret Wars, which by the way you DID NOT DESERVE AS YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON TO BE A LEADER, I think the fans would be willing to give me at least one, maybe two seasons!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Give us your lunch money!"
IRON MAN: "Keep your lunch money - give us your booze!"

MR. FANTASTIC: "What do I need to use protection for?! She's my wife for crying out loud!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, I'm just saying that in case you end up just up & disappearing for like 5 years forcing her to raise your kid or kids with somebody else without leaving so much as a post it note on the fridge because you found saying goodbye & explaining why like a mature adult too difficult-"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh come on, even I'm not that blatantly insensitive! Superman may be that blatantly insensitive, but I'm sure as Hell not!"

THING: "Why are you trying to kill us?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Because you were looking for the Holy Grail!"
THING: "My father was looking for the Grail, did you kill him too?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No!"
THING: "Where is he?! Talk or you're dead! Damn it tell me!! Tell me!!!" [a giant evil special effect is approaching]
SPIDER-MAN: "If you don't let go we'll both die!"
THING: "Then we'll die!"
SPIDER-MAN: "My soul is prepared, how's yours?"
THING: "This is your last chance!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No... it's yours!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Well, now that I'm a swinging single again-"
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Stop right there. We are both happily married to heroes who are twice the man you are and no, we will not have rebound sex with you."
STORM: "Now begone impotent one, before we find out what happens to a spider when it's struck by lightning!"
SPIDER-MAN: "A simple 'no' would have sufficed."

SPIDER-MAN: "Okay, anybody got a clue about the plot? Mr. F? Storm? Cap, you've got the shield, you must know."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Me? It's your show man, I'm just a guest star trying to get myself some exposure with the new crowd."

MR. FANTASTIC: "Why yes, I am played by none other than Cam Clarke, who was also the voice of Leonardo & Rockstead in the 1980s Ninja Turtles series before he went on to be the voice of Liquid Snake and after that the voice of our own Thor for the Marvel video games and another beefly blonde hero, He-Man/Prince Adam for the 2002 Mike Young He-Man series. While you, my wholesomely lovely little kitten, are voiced by former Saturday Night Live player Gail Matthius, who was also the voice of Shirley McLoon on Tiny Toons."
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Oh Reed, you always turn me on with your vast endless knowledge of the world..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, people? Secret Wars?"
HUMAN TORCH: "Shut up Spidey, Sue doesn't get enough action as it is, let her have her five minutes before we all start fighting for our lives again."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh okay..."

 

[gtkilla]

lmao wow, this thread is still going strong.

 

[Panthro]

lmao wow, this thread is still going strong.

Thanks to the support of users like you.

Spider-Man thinks that he can cop a feel on the Invisible Woman, AKA: Susan Storm-Richards, mother of two, while the others are all distracted. What Spider-Man doesn't realize is that there is actually a 3 meter thick invisible barrier between the two of them.

SPIDER-MAN: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
BLACK CAT: "I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer though. C'mon, admit, sometimes you think I'm alright."
SPIDER-MAN: "Occasionally, maybe, when you aren't acting like a lady scoundrel."
BLACK CAT: "Lady Scoundrel? Lady Scoundrel... I like the sound of that. You like me because I'm a Lady Scoundrel. There aren't enough Lady Scoundrels in your life."
SPIDER-MAN: "I happen to like nice women."
BLACK CAT: "I'm a nice woman."
SPIDER-MAN: "No you're not, you're-"

JJJ: "I want you... to NOT spread crappy rumors about Spider-Man 4!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Help me, Cat..." [Black Cat looks around, then steals his wallet]