Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Spider-Kid]

^ Heheheheh.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

MJ: Hey, I´m supposed to be the love of Peter´s life!! Why is it Black Cat shows up in almost every caption?

BC: I can think of TWO good reasons, honey...

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: HUh, yeah you make a nice picture of it, Felicia, but I just got single again, it´s a little early for that...
BLACK CAT: C´mon, I was just about to get to the honeymoon part...

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

MR. FANTASTIC: "Did you f*** my wife?! Did you f*** my wife?!?! Did you f*** my wife?!?!?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, I'm not Tony Stark!"

MR. FANTASTIC: "When was it that you started thinking you were better than me?"
SPIDER-MAN: "When I started outselling you both in comic book sales, merchandise and movie box office performances. Hell, you don't even have your own video game."
MR. FANTASTIC: "A--hole."

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey Reed, those are some nasty clouds up there-"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Shut up! Just shut the f*** up! It wasn't my idea to make Galactus a f***ing cloud okay?! It was a combination of Tom Rothman & Tim Story! You wanna b1tch at someone?! Go b1tch at them!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Jeez Reed, calm down. I was only gonna say it looks like it might rain."
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh."

 

[Panthro]

MJ: Hey, I´m supposed to be the love of Peter´s life!! Why is it Black Cat shows up in almost every caption?

BC: I can think of TWO good reasons, honey...

And again: bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

SPIDER-MAN: "Yes it's true. I sabotaged the Incredible Hulk at the box office."
MR. FANTASTIC: "You a--hole! How could you sabotage the Incredible Hlk at the box office?! What are you so completely stuck up your own ass that you're willing to destroy the box office potential of a bretheren?! Just for that, I hope you wake up next to Lindsay Lohan with no idea how you got there & lots of STDs in your system!"
SPIDER-MAN: "That was uncalled for."

 

[Doctor Jones]

MR. FANTASTIC: I'm better than you. Can you prove otherwise?
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, yes I can. Just look at my movies.

 

[Doctor Jones]

MR. FANTASTIC: What the hell did you just say about the new Star Trek trailer? If you say anything remotely bad about that trailer, I will kick your ass.
SPIDER-MAN: Gonna get Ben to do that for you?
MR. FANTASTIC: Shut the hell up!

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: What the hell did you just say about the new Star Trek trailer? If you say anything remotely bad about that trailer, I will kick your ass.
SPIDER-MAN: Gonna get Ben to do that for you?
MR. FANTASTIC: Shut the hell up!

Bwahahahahaha! Kick his ass, Reed!

THE THING: "The name's Grimm. Ben Grimm. You f*** with me, you f***in' with the best!"

MR. FANTASTIC: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I might just have to put an END to you on general principles, Parker. Did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that somebody might have gotten some of my clothes and stuck them up the furnace?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "We ain't buyin' that. You're gonna have to sleep some time, Richards."
MR. FANTASTIC: "I'm a real light sleeper, Parker. And anyone tries to wake me..." [pulls out a thermo-nuclear weapon]

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: I'm better than you. Can you prove otherwise?
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, yes I can. Just look at my movies.

Hahahahaha

MR. FANTASTIC: "Respect my author-e-tay!"
SPIDER-MAN: ""

TEELA: "Hey what are you guys doing here on Eternia?"

SPIDER-MAN: "They're having a 2nd honeymoon. I don't suppose you have a boyfriend, do ya red?"

TEELA: "As a matter of fact I do, and he's not gonna appreciate you hitting on me."

HE-MAN: "Get away from my woman, Spider-B1tch!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Oh please, Stop begging me for a Appearence in Spider-Man 4!!!! Felica, Im begging that if you make a appearence in my movie, You are probably gonna be portrayed by one of those topher grace look-alikes but female!
Black Cat: Oh, c'mon! You know I HATE Cartoons!!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Hahahahaha

MR. FANTASTIC: "Respect my author-e-tay!"
SPIDER-MAN: ""

TEELA: "Hey what are you guys doing here on Eternia?"

SPIDER-MAN: "They're having a 2nd honeymoon. I don't suppose you have a boyfriend, do ya red?"

TEELA: "As a matter of fact I do, and he's not gonna appreciate you hitting on me."

HE-MAN: "Get away from my woman, Spider-B1tch!"

Heheheheheheheehehehehehe, good one!

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "Promise me you'll never die."
Spidey: "You know I can't promise that."
Black Cat: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."

Spidey: "I promise I'll never die."

 

[kedrell]

Cat: "I'm so confused! It's too early for me to be having feelings for you."
Spidey: "Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them."

 

[kedrell]

THE THING: "If you betray us, I'll rip your ***kin' b***s off and stuff them up your @ss. So, the next time you s**t, you'll s**t all over your b***s!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Too much language Kedrell

 

[kedrell]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Peter, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the villains take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this."
[hands Peter a claw hammer]

 

[kedrell]

Too much language Kedrell

Heh, I bleeped them.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks twice, Panthro!

All your Reed/Spidey banter is awesome! The He-Man one is cool too!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thing: Don't you f**king say FF And FF2 Was crap you bastard! Just because your two movies were cool and the 3rd movie wasn't doesn't mean you can say that about the FF!!!! And plus I don't want any of your Opinion crap!!!!! Fantastic Four was awesome and so was the 1994 version!!!! And your movies were crap and so was the incredible hulk!
Spider-Man: Wait.... so it was YOU who sabatoged the box office?!?!?
Thing: Shut the f**k up!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: Did you f*** my wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!? Did you f*** my wife?!?
SPIDER-MAN: C´mon, you knew what you were getting yourself into, marrying Jessica Alba...

 

[kedrell]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You can't be serious."
Spidey: "Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Heh, I bleeped them.

Lulz.

 

[kedrell]

MR. FANTASTIC: "I'll drill two holes through your **** so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions."

 

[kedrell]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Remember, there is no 'I' in 'Fantastic Four'."
Spidey[pause]: "Yes, there is."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "This is just non-toxic body paint. Come lick it off me."

SPIDER-MAN: "That did it. I need to go change suits now."