Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahaha.

MR. FANTASTIC: "Just what are you lookin' at?!"

OFF SCREEN VOICE: "Mr. Fantastic, that's a manacin."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Toy Story references, the "think I was married" one, the Celine Dion one and the Fox bashing!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, it´s getting better, but you gotta put more sass into it! Remember, you´re a party girl! Let´s go back from the start!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. I didn't remember until yesterday that Spider-Man has his own caption thread. Have a lot of catching up to do.

MR. FANTASTIC: "DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE PART OF THE 'SUPER BADASS MARVEL ALLIANCE', PRIVATE?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "**** off."

MR. FANTASTIC: "I like this kid's attitude."

 

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheheh

 

[Spider-Kid]

BlackCat: Do you think Simpsons is better than Family Guy?
Spider-Man: Yes but.....I don't like either. Family Guy is racist, crude, Foul languaged, vioelnt. Family Guy taught my Kids how to say bastard, ****e, crap, prick, and damn!
Black Cat: Isn't that south park?
Spider-Man: Sure, whatever.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I thought the same thing.

I was thinking the same thing. But since I used Reed as Buzz in the first caption. Plus he seems more like Buzz.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Here Panthro and Chaos t:

MR. FANTASTIC: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Spider-Man! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
SPIDER-MAN: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Here Panthro and Chaos t:

MR. FANTASTIC: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Reed Richards! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
SPIDER-MAN: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

hahahahahaha

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Here Panthro and Chaos t:

MR. FANTASTIC: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Spider-Man! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
SPIDER-MAN: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

Hahahahahaha. There we go!

And thanks ultimatefan!

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: Two words. Breath mint.

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: Lets see if the myth about a cat always lands on its feet is true.

 

[Panthro]

Here Panthro and Chaos t:

MR. FANTASTIC: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Spider-Man! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
SPIDER-MAN: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

Awesomeness. t:

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, it´s getting better, but you gotta put more sass into it! Remember, you´re a party girl! Let´s go back from the start!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro. Toy Story FTMFW.

 

[Jick]

Here Panthro and Chaos t:

MR. FANTASTIC: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Spider-Man! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
SPIDER-MAN: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

lols
sweet childhood

 

[Panthro]

You knew it was coming -

JJJ: "Pull My Finger!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "Why you meddling kids! Taking my picture and using it as a caption! I'll fire you!"

 

[kedrell]

JJJ: "Only YOU can prevent vigilantism!"

 

[LuigiEspadachin]

JJJ: Down boy! Bad dog!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the "I´ll fire you" one!

 

[ultimatefan]

JJJ: The next one who calls me Hitler or The Vagabond will be fired and never work in this city again!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF. Lots of great stuff here.

INVISIBLE WOMAN: "For the last time, we don't care how much money you made at the box office, we will not cheat on our husbands with you!"
STORM: "Now begone from our sights before I shove a bolt of lighting where the sun don't shine!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Iron Man's gonna have a field day with this..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks Ultimatefan. The Hitler/Vagabond one is funny!

JJJ: "Get your ass in that kitchen and make me a sandwich"!

 

[3dman27]

Thanks UF. Lots of great stuff here.

"

spider-man ladies i' gave you your instructons in your dressing romms any questions?
sue"no"
storm"no"
spider -man "very well return to your corners and come out fighting at the sound of the bell may the better woman win"