Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Arcturus]

Seeing as Burger King always promotes Spider-Man movies, what if Wendy's did?

 

[Panthro]

Seeing as Burger King always promotes Spider-Man movies, what if Wendy's did?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Seeing as Burger King always promotes Spider-Man movies, what if Wendy's did?

i can imagine the advertising..LOl

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love Zoolander!

 

[ultimatefan]

RED FORMAN: I TOLD you being a comic book supervillain was too much for you, dumbass!!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

RED FORMAN: I TOLD you being a comic book supervillain was too much for you, dumbass!!

TOO FUNNY

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks a lot!

 

[Panthro]

RED FORMAN: I TOLD you being a comic book supervillain was too much for you, dumbass!!

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

JOKER: "I'm coming to get you, little Spidey! I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, not another peep, time to go to sleep!"

SPIDER-MAN: "That voice... there is something so familiar about that damn voice..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot! Don´t we all know that voice, Spidey...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks a lot! Don´t we all know that voice, Spidey...

Back at ya. t:

SPIDER-MAN: "V For Vendetta!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Watchmen!"
SPIDEY: "V For Vendetta!"
MR. F: "Watchmen!"

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "Moops!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Moors!"
SPIDEY: "Moops!"
MR. F: "Moors!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Cap: Look Spidey, let me *BRRRRump* try to explain this again…….

Spidey thinking to himself(t2h): OMG, did Cap just rip one… and he didn’t stutter, stammer, miss a beat, or anything. Oh man, am I just suppose to stand here and pretend he didn’t cut one. Oh Jesus…O.M.G!!! What Did He Eat! Get it together Spidey… don’t inhale, don’t….. inhale.

Cap: Are you listening son? *Brr Brrump* You seem distracted.

Spidey breathless: Yes sir *cough* I’m listening. (t2h) Oh God, I just inhale. Unf***ing believable! I don’t believe this! My Spider-senses is tingling! That’s it! I gotta move!

Spidey: Is that Venom!!! I’ll get him!!! *leaps off building*

Cap: Hmmm, he stuck with it longer than I thought.

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "So they finally gave you your own forum, huh?"
Cap: "Yep, 'bout damn time too!"
Spidey: "Well at least you're not stuck in limbo still like Thor."
Cap: "Yeah, that's true."

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Cap: Look Spidey, let me *BRRRRump* try to explain this again…….

Spidey thinking to himself(t2h): OMG, did Cap just rip one… and he didn’t stutter, stammer, miss a beat, or anything. Oh man, am I just suppose to stand here and pretend he didn’t cut one. Oh Jesus…O.M.G!!! What Did He Eat! Get it together Spidey… don’t inhale, don’t….. inhale.

Cap: Are you listening son? *Brr Brrump* You seem distracted.

Spidey breathless: Yes sir *cough* I’m listening. (t2h) Oh God, I just inhale. Unf***ing believable! I don’t believe this! My Spider-senses is tingling! That’s it! I gotta move!

Spidey: Is that Venom!!! I’ll get him!!! *leaps off building*

Cap: Hmmm, he stuck with it longer than I thought.

LOL! ROFL! Nice!

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, it´s a fart joke, but a genius one at that!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: So, almost all of our major characters have their big-budget live-action movies.
CAP: Yes, they do.
SPIDEY: DC has the long successful history of Batman and Superman.
CAP: Yep.
SPIDEY: Aind now characters that are long overdue to some big mainstream exposure, like Wonder Woman and Green Lantern, now are getting solo animated films, and Green Lanterns live-action movie is coming at full sp...
CAP: Huh, where are you going with this?
SPIDEY; I feel very sorry for you, man.
CAP:...

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: So, almost all of our major characters have their big-budget live-action movies.
CAP: Yes, they do.
SPIDEY: DC has the long successful history of Batman and Superman.
CAP: Yep.
SPIDEY: Aind now characters that are long overdue to some big mainstream exposure, like Wonder Woman and Green Lantern, now are getting solo animated films, and Green Lanterns live-action movie is coming at full sp...
CAP: Huh, where are you going with this?
SPIDEY; I feel very sorry for you, man.
CAP:...

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Doctor Jones]

Well, at least the Cap film is on the way.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Cap: Look Spidey, let me *BRRRRump* try to explain this again…….

Spidey thinking to himself(t2h): OMG, did Cap just rip one… and he didn’t stutter, stammer, miss a beat, or anything. Oh man, am I just suppose to stand here and pretend he didn’t cut one. Oh Jesus…O.M.G!!! What Did He Eat! Get it together Spidey… don’t inhale, don’t….. inhale.

Cap: Are you listening son? *Brr Brrump* You seem distracted.

Spidey breathless: Yes sir *cough* I’m listening. (t2h) Oh God, I just inhale. Unf***ing believable! I don’t believe this! My Spider-senses is tingling! That’s it! I gotta move!

Spidey: Is that Venom!!! I’ll get him!!! *leaps off building*

Cap: Hmmm, he stuck with it longer than I thought.

LMAO! t:

 

[3dman27]

Spidey: "So they finally gave you your own forum, huh?"
Cap: "Yep, 'bout damn time too!"
Spidey: "Well at least you're not stuck in limbo still like Thor."
Cap: "Yeah, that's true."

hanks for tipping me off about the cap forum gents

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: Woud you hit that?
CAP: Hmmm, too skinny. Damn models think looking like a stick is beautiful
SPIDEY: That one?
CAP: Boobs are obviously fake.
SPIDEY: And that?
CAP: Man, that[s not even a real woman! But THAT one over there, I´d do unholy things to her body till tears streamed down her face...
SPIDEY: That´s MJ!
CAP: Huh... Congratulations?

 

[The Navigator]

SPIDEY: I have a woman.
CAP: What do you tell her?
SPIDEY: I tell her I'm a salesman.
CAP: So then, if you spot me coming around that corner...you just gonna walk out on this woman? Not say good bye?
SPIDEY: That's the discipline.
CAP: That's pretty vacant, you know.
SPIDEY: Yeah, it is what it is. It's that or we both better go do something else, pal.
CAP: I don't know how to do anything else.
SPIDEY: Neither do I.
CAP: I don't much want to either.
SPIDEY: Neither do I.
(they kiss)

 

[kedrell]

^Hehehehe, nice use of Heat there.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: Woud you hit that?
CAP: Hmmm, too skinny. Damn models think looking like a stick is beautiful
SPIDEY: That one?
CAP: Boobs are obviously fake.
SPIDEY: And that?
CAP: Man, that[s not even a real woman! But THAT one over there, I´d do unholy things to her body till tears streamed down her face...
SPIDEY: That´s MJ!
CAP: Huh... Congratulations?

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe