Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Arcturus]

Venom: THERE'S A BUG ON YOUR FACE! LET ME KICK IT OFF!

Peter: WTF?

*SMASH*

Venom: ROFL!

 

[kedrell]

Peter: "What life advice can you give me, uncle Ben?"

UNCLE BEN: "Well first, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what l did. l married for love, and your mother Betty has been a nightmare."

Peter: "But uncle Ben, your wife's name is May."

UNCLE BEN: "Listen to me, l'm giving you pearls here! And second, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord."

Peter: "Yes, sir."

UNCLE BEN: "Hot young tail's what it's all about."

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^lol! Rofl! Lmao!

 

[Symbiote789]

Mj: Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Cap: So, you gonna go see the new Dragonball movie?

Spidey: Nah, I'm going tomorrow to watch 17 Again, I just Love Zac Efron

Cap: ...







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yeh I know, it sucks t:

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, Spidey man-crushing on the High School Musical guy...

SPIDER-MAN: "I've got it! I know how to drive all the super villains out of New York!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "How?"
SPIDER-MAN: "We'll kill the first born male child of every villain's house hold!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hmm... too Jewish."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Mj: Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAt:

 

[Milu]

Peter Parker, brilliant but lazy . . .

 

[ultimatefan]

Peter: "What life advice can you give me, uncle Ben?"

UNCLE BEN: "Well first, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what l did. l married for love, and your mother Betty has been a nightmare."

Peter: "But uncle Ben, your wife's name is May."

UNCLE BEN: "Listen to me, l'm giving you pearls here! And second, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord."

Peter: "Yes, sir."

UNCLE BEN: "Hot young tail's what it's all about."

I did that quote a couple pages ago, but it´s still funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

MJ: What, Dragonball Evolution looks like a brilliant movie!!
PETER: Wow, now THAT´S being stoned...

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: I mean, even if you hate Tom Rothman and Fox, what kind of bastard would do something like leak the Wolverine movie before the release?
CAP: Or download it.
SPIDEY: Huuuuuuuuuuh... Yeah, yeah.

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You will give us Sam Raimi or you will be dematerialized by my patented FantastiGun!"
SPIDER-MAN: "And then you'll go to prison for killing one of the most popular heroes in modern cinema!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "It would be worth it just to get a decent film!"

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "So how'd you like Spider-Man 3?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "I've seen detergents that left a better film than that!"

 

[The Navigator]

Peter Parker, brilliant but lazy . . .

Nice.

Spider-Pig
Spider-Pig
Does Whatever a spider-pig does
Can he swing
From a web?
No he can't
He's a pig
Look out!
He is the Spider-Pig...

 

[ultimatefan]

^Perfect!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: Okay then Kirsten, you can be in the fourth movie!
KIRSTEN: I could swear I didn´t have to swallow the first time.
TOBEY: I could swear you were considered a promising newcomer back then...

 

[3dman27]

pete"mj i think you've put too much effort in your recreational boxing ,if you get any punchier we'lll have to stop calling you HAPPY HOGAN"
MJ "WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?"
pete" HAPPY hogan not HULK hogan"

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: Okay then Kirsten, you can be in the fourth movie!
KIRSTEN: I could swear I didn´t have to swallow the first time.
TOBEY: I could swear you were considered a promising newcomer back then...

And now she's a has been before 30. What a shame...

 

[MarvelFanClub]

LOL tis great the fat guy is ugly!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: C´mon, don´t you fanboys keep going on and on about how Venom is two beings? Now he looks like it!!

 

[BlueLightning]

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Doc Ock: He is late. He was supposed to be here half an hour ago.

Spider-Man: (Panting) SON OF A ...!

 

[Silver Spider]

^Hahahahaha.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Who´re those geeks jumping from buildings?
SPIDEY: Dragonball fans. The few who actually bothered to see the movie anyway...

 

[3dman27]

cap son how do you STAND having that mask cover your nose and mouth?
spidey i can't really thats a misconception about me i'm afraid of suffocating