Spider-Man Caption Thread.

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MR. FANTASTIC: ... Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass.
 
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Why the hell Wolverine keeps stabbing himself when he knows he´ll just heal every time?
SPIDER-MAN: He´s trying to look his worst so they stop using him for every movie and cartoon project that´s even remotely mutant-related...
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Bwahahaha, they really can't do anything mutant or X-Men related without sticking Wolverine in it anymore, can they? Kinda sad really.

Yours were also funny proto.
 
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"Hi, I'm Mary-Jane Watson, and I'm here for my audition for Bree Van De Kamp."

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Damn, you've got all that in your bed? And your life sucks why?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hmm... y'know I'm not sure."
 
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Shouldn´t we be down there protecting the citizens instead of yakking about geeky stuff all the time?
SPIDER-MAN: Probably. So, went to see Terminator Salvation already?
 
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NAMOR: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT Spock!!

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NIMOY I´ve been there, my friend, and trust me, the more you fight it, the worse it gets...
 
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SPIDER-MAN: Man, I can't believe I'm ****ing Catwoman! Batman's gonna be pissed!
BLACK CAT:...

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SPIDER-MAN: So I always thought Enterprise was the best Star Trek series. You?
BLACK CAT:...
 
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Spider-Man: Seen that new movie Drag Me To Hell? I heard it's getting good reviews. Apparently, Spider-Man 4 should be better. What's your analysis?
Black Cat:....I think Sam Rami is probably gonna end up directing another ****** movie with Avi Arad.
 
Thanks, Panthro, love the BC?SM exchanges.

Hey Spider-kid is back, welcome!
 
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Spider-Man: What if Natalie Portman plays you?
Black Cat:....
 
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Spider-Man: Hey, what if we make Vulture the main villain in the next sequel? People will love to see that old geezer!
Black Cat:....
 
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Spidey: "So, what did you think XMO: Wolverine's Deadpool? Pretty cool, right? But, of course, what do you expect from Fox?"

Black Cat: "...No...Just no..."
 
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SPIDER-MAN: "So... would you f*** you? I'd f*** you. I'd f*** you HARD."
BLACK CAT: "I can't even find the words."
 
Thanks, Panthro, love the BC?SM exchanges.

Hey Spider-kid is back, welcome!


cheers, took a long decision to go back to the boards. =D

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Spider-Man: Man, it's like you and Mary-Jane are the only GOOD characters with good, drawn, and developed breasts.
Black-Cat:....
 
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Spidey: Yo, what's up Cap?
CA: I....just...well...lets just say this. I wasted 5 dollars.
Spidey: Why?
CA: He was just standing there, Spidey.
Spidey: Oh crap, you said you wouldn't talk about this!
CA: He was RAPED, PETER!
Spidey: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, CAP! IF YOU TRY NOT TO REMEMBER IT, IT'LL GO AWAY!!!!!
CA: I COULDN'T STAND IT!!!! TERMINATOR SALVATION WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE!!!!
Spidey: Terminator? Oh, I thought you meant the last Indianna Jones movie.
CA: Uh, no....I was presuming that Christian Bale did a terrible preformance as John Connor and that I should have gone to see Star Trek instead.



Idea inspired off The China Probrem (south park...lol)
 
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What´s that thing that was sky high and suddenly took a huge drop?
SPIDEY: Christian Bale´s geek credibility after Terminator Salvation.
 
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