Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[SpaceWay2009]

^lol! Rofl!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

BEN: "You see Peter, when a woman likes a man a whole lot she invites him over to her place for some..uh, tacos. And it's the man's responsibility to bring hot-dogs with him."
PETER: "What kind'a dogs? Foot-longs? All beef? Jumbo size? And what about the buns?"
BEN: "The woman provides those."

 

[Panthro]

BEN: "Bros before hoes." Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips yours heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world... and then... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho' no mo'.








(hope people catch the reference)

I'm sorry I'm not catching the reference, but still:

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks Space, Panthro!

It´s one of the classic Michael Scoot speeches from The Office.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: Big ups and downs are part of life, Pete. Sometimes they remake an old Glen A. Larson show and the result is the new Battlestar Galactica. And sometimes they remake an old Glen A. Larson show and the result is the new Knight Rider.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

t:t:t:

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

welcome! keepup the great work! these are hilarious

 

[Panthro]

BEN: Big ups and downs are part of life, Pete. Sometimes they remake an old Glen A. Larson show and the result is the new Battlestar Galactica. And sometimes they remake an old Glen A. Larson show and the result is the new Knight Rider.

Never seen any of those but still:

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Uncle Ben, do you think we'll ever see an X-Men cartoon with Dazzler & Colossus as main characters?"
BEN: "Probably not for another hundred years, by which point we'll both be dead."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Hey, a man can always dream...

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: Always beware of hypocrites, Pete. Like, if every actress who lhas lobbied for the role of Wonder Woman was really the huge WW fan they claim to be, her comics would be top-sellers and her animated STV movie wouldn´t have been the second lowest-selling superhero animated STV movie ever!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Unfortunately Timm made the unwise decision to make the Wonder Woman movie only for adults. Wonder Woman needs to exist these days to inspire young girls who want to make something of themselves. Part of her existence at first was to spark the interest of men because of the BDSM connotations going on a lot of the time. But in modern times, porn is so rampant that it no longer matters.

So what we're left with is a pretentious movie that could have been so much more if it had opened its doors to all demographics. I'm an adult, and I didn't find any of the sex jokes remotely funny. They were just stupid. Then there's the gore, which I didn't have a problem with personally, but it was there to be there. The other Timm animated series taught us that serious superhero stories can be done without shooting up the rating.

 

[ultimatefan]

Well, a big part of the point of those animated STV movies is to make things you can´t do on regular TV superhero cartoons, and aim at older fans. I enjoyed the movie, but the thing is, in spite of her iconic status, WW is a tough sell. Even top creators like George Pérez and Greg Rucka never managed to make her a top seller for some reason.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I think it was incredibly pointless in the end.

 

[Panthro]

Prime, UF, you both make good points. Poor WW, when will there be justice for her? When oh Lord?!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Uncle Ben : Sometimes People Fail At Marketing.
Peter : What Do You Mean?
Uncle Ben : Well, Like How The Whole Marekting Ploy For SM3 was for VENOM, though he was in the movie for 20 minutes.
Peter : I see now...is it kinda like how we got the pretty crappy Various Artists Album, from but none of Christopher Young's Wonderful Score from Spider-Man 3?
Uncle Ben : Exactly....

 

[Venom'sDad]

BLACK CAT: Hey web-shooter, what time is it?
SPIDEY: It's peanut butter jelly time!
BLACK CAT: What, what, say what?
SPIDEY: It's peanut butter jelly time!
BLACK CAT: Hmmm, what, say what?
SPIDEY: Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Say Felicia, if you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
BLACK CAT: "Alba. I'd fight Jessica Alba. Or Paris Hilton. Or Lindsay Lohan. Oh what the Hell, I'd take them all on."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Venom, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: People speak a lot of the modern man´s problems: stress, depression, neurosis... Deep down, my hephew, they all come down to the same: lack of poon-tang.

 

[kedrell]

Uncle Ben : "Boy, I'll smack the **** outta you! You don't know who you're dealing with. I'll beat you till you can't grow no mo'!!"

 

[kedrell]

Peter: "Uh, thanks uncle Ben but I really don't need pointers from you on how to please a woman in bed. Besides, aren't you like, a million years old by now?"
Uncle Ben : "Hey, there's snow on top but fire down below kid."

 

[Panthro]

BEN: People speak a lot of the modern man´s problems: stress, depression, neurosis... Deep down, my hephew, they all come down to the same: lack of poon-tang.

 

[Panthro]

Uncle Ben : "Boy, I'll smack the **** outta you! You don't know who you're dealing with. I'll beat you till you can't grow no mo'!!"

Hehehehehehehehe