Spider-man vs Superman

Spidey vs Supes

  • Spider-man

  • Superman

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Diamondhead said:
Go check wizard's cover
The one that Spiderman is arm wrestling Superman

What’s with you guys anyway?
Don’t you know the power level of each superhero?

No wonder that most of you think that the batman can take out anyone including Galactus
And the whole Asgardian godhood nation for god' sake

I bet an ordinary adventure hero like Tarzan could probably wipe out the floor with Batman’s face!
LOL

yeah i know power levels

superman 100 class
spiderman 20 class
 
Trask said:
Hmmm, does anyone think that Spiderman's new "Stingers" can hurt Superman, since they are magical in nature? Now before I have people trowing insults at me, I am in no way saying Spiderman can beat Superman, I am just asking if this new "weapon" of his can hurt Superman.
i'm still wondering how someone with spider powers have stingers
 
Ok here are some ways Spiderman can win the fight

First Way

*Spiderman goes up to Superman

Spider-Man: Hi, well I guess we might as well shake hands and may the best man win.

Superman: That is very honorable of you, and I want you to know that this is nothing personal and I will be as gentle as possible.

Spider-Man: That is very kind of you.

*They shake hands... Something pricks Supermans hand.

Superman: Owww.. What was that? What did you do to me?

Spider-Man: New powers, I call it my "Stinger"... I know it sounds silly, but as I said it is a new power and I have not come up with a better name for it. I thought of calling it my "Spider Claw" but that sounded stupid, besides there are a lot of people out there with claws and I wanted to stand out.

Superman: This is not possible, how can you hurt me with your stupid claws?

Spider-Man: No not claws, Stingers. As to how I can hurt you, they are magical in nature...

Superman: Ohhh I dont feel to good.

Spider-Man: That will be the venom coursing through your blood.

Superman: VENOM!!! You poisined me?

Super-Man: Dont worry you wont die.

Lois Lane: Stop talking to him and hit him before you fait.

Mary Jane: Hey shut up, no bench coaching.

Lois Lane: You shut up... *hits MJ

Mary Jane: You @%*&%... *Webs up Lois Lane

Lois Lane: Hey get this thing off me

Mary Jane: Oh shut up *Webs up Lois' mouth

Superman: Lois... *falls down and faints

Spider-Man: Wow, I won... Now lets get out of here before he wakes up, I dont think that trick will work twice on him.

Mary Jane: Wont he come looking for you?

Spider-Man: I will go by the Sentry and have him erase his memory of this event.

Mary Jane: While you are at it, have him do the same thing to his chick over there.

Spider-Man: Before we go, can you take a picture of me standing over Supermans fallen body? I mean no one is going to belive me when I tell them about what happened.

On the next episode, Spiderman defeates Superman using method number two....
 
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supermarvelman said:
Maybe, If they could actuallu penetrate his skin.

well thats the thing if their really magic then they should be able to do so but i dont think that they could contact superman because he would be to fast for them to hit him
 
Spider-Man™ said:
Spider-Man

other then u liking him i ask why i like spider-man more then superman but superman light speed spiderman spiderdence that still wont allow him to react fast enough to dodge supermans hit the term could be called

SPEED BLITS
 
King Of The sea said:
other then u liking him i ask why i like spider-man more then superman but superman light speed spiderman spiderdence that still wont allow him to react fast enough to dodge supermans hit the term could be called

SPEED BLITS
spiderman can dodge anything
 
King Of The sea said:
i highly highly highly doubt he can dodge anything moveing at light speed if so could you show me proof??
his spidey sense allows him to dodge anything
he can react in an instant if and instant is the most time he is given
 
unstoppable said:
his spidey sense allows him to dodge anything
he can react in an instant if and instant is the most time he is given

yes i know his spidy sence allows him to react fast but not light speed fast because if he were able to react that fast then no one would ever be able to hit him ever he could dodge bullets with great great ease,kraven the hunter would never be able to hit him doc ock would never hit him with his arms nothing could hit him but sence hes been hit by kraven and smacked by ock he cant dodge light speed attacks
 
King Of The sea said:
yes i know his spidy sence allows him to react fast but not light speed fast because if he were able to react that fast then no one would ever be able to hit him ever he could dodge bullets with great great ease,kraven the hunter would never be able to hit him doc ock would never hit him with his arms nothing could hit him but sence hes been hit by kraven and smacked by ock he cant dodge light speed attacks
them attacks didn't envolve his spidey sense
 
Eh. Superman would definately hold back, and Spider-Man has twarted the Juggernaut... it's very iffy. If Karate Kid can fight Suerboy to a standstill, Spider-Man might be able to defeat superman.
 
rigel7soldiers said:
Eh. Superman would definately hold back, and Spider-Man has twarted the Juggernaut... it's very iffy. If Karate Kid can fight Suerboy to a standstill, Spider-Man might be able to defeat superman.

heck aquaman beat superboy but yes superman would hold back but after he sees what spidy can do he would only hold back as much as he needs to so he could still be much faster then spidy and stronger
 
There was a crossover years ago where Superman and Spidey met and when Superman pulled back his punch when he realized that Spidey was not that more resilient than a normal person the air blast alone from the stopped punch sent Spidey flying.:D:up:
 
If most people think that Thor cant beat Superman, how the **** is Spider-man gonna beat Superman?
 
supermarvelman said:
If most people think that Thor cant beat Superman, how the **** is Spider-man gonna beat Superman?
cause thor is nothing without Mjolnir
 
Tropico said:
There was a crossover years ago where Superman and Spidey met and when Superman pulled back his punch when he realized that Spidey was not that more resilient than a normal person the air blast alone from the stopped punch sent Spidey flying.:D:up:
i seen that
 
So you're taking back your "Spiderman can dodge anything" comment?
 
There is no way in hell that Spider-Man would beat Supes....period.
 
Tropico said:
So you're taking back your "Spiderman can dodge anything" comment?
no i'm just saying but that was like a hurricane you cant dodge a hurrican
 
unstoppable said:
no i'm just saying but that was like a hurricane you cant dodge a hurrican
well ya can but you'd have to jump really high
 
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