The Amazing Spider-Man Spider-Quips

[MrSpyder]

Yeah I love his quips, especially when him and Deadpool get together(ASM#611)

 

[Darkness Falls]

"rhyno and shocker..... how'd they get together ? computer dating ?"
- spiderman tas

 

[Knight Rise]

"rhyno and shocker..... how'd they get together ? computer dating ?"
- spiderman tas

I remember this. It was when Spidey first encountered Venom when he found Rhino and Shocker tied together on a web

 

[Eddie Brock]

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^^ 03:33 = Indeed.
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^^ If 01:27 isn't in the sequel or whenever we'll see MJ for the first time, I'm gonna be disapointed... Seriously.

Love every one of these, but a few in particular really get me:

"Excuse me! Can I come in this way, or do I have to break my own window?"

"Nice ride. That sunroof come standard?"

"Oh ho ho! I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?"
"YOU!"
"I win...me? That makes no sense."

 

[terry78]

I remember one scene from the Carnage arc of TAS where Carnage attacks Iron Man and laughs maniacally, only to have Spidey web his mouth shut and deadpan, "it wasn't THAT funny."

 

[Darkness Falls]

^^^^ i watched that last night

 

[Darkness Falls]

^^^^ i watched that last night

 

[webhead9707]

Spidey (to X-23): My God! Wolverine, what have they done to you?

Love these!

When did Spidey meet X-23?!?

 

[MrSpyder]

I loved Spectacular Spider-Man

 

[Doomed_hero]

one of myfav all times was from a daredevil issue where Daredvil, Iron fit, Luke Cage, Spidey and others break into a wherehouse and there is a huge spread of them and the only peice of dialouge is, "I just came in to use the bathroom."

 

[Doomed_hero]

There is also a really old one but cant remeber where its from.

Villian Why d you always show up.

Spider-man: I am hurt, do you want to start seeing other superheroes?

 

[Wolfwood]

If it's true that he's going up against the Lizard, then the "Wall-crawling? That's my shtick!" line would be great.

 

[Darkness Falls]

i always liked in spiderman 2

Doc ock: You're getting on my nerves
Spidey: I have a knack for that
Doc Ock: Not anymore
*attempts to crush his skull*

 

[terry78]

He won't really be able to banter with Lizard since he won't really be talking back, but he'll probably do it just to keep himself from getting too freaked out.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

There are a bunch of fantastic ones in the PS1 Spider-man games.

 

[b_cas_8907]

This thread is awesome! Great idea! Here are a couple I found on the site that was provided that made me laugh:

(to what is left of Ultron)
"Hey, Ultron! To put this in terms you may have come across while living in the Internet... LOL! PWNED!"



Nick Fury: "Peter, optimism is a revolutionary act."
Peter: "Who told you that? The guy who poked out your eye?"
Nick Fury: "Yes"

 

[b_cas_8907]

 

[Spideyfan93]

How would this be for a quip for the film?

Spidey's crawling through the sewers to search for Lizard. Lizard encounters him to Peter's surprise from the side and he says condescendingly,

"Ah, clever girl!"

 

[socool]

How would this be for a quip for the film?

Spidey's crawling through the sewers to search for Lizard. Lizard encounters him to Peter's surprise from the side and he says condescendingly,

"Ah, clever girl!"

I don't get it

 

[Spideyfan93]

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Jurassic Park reference lol.

 

[socool]

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Jurassic Park reference lol.

OH! Haven't seen Jurassic Park in years...

 

[Knight Rise]

How would this be for a quip for the film?

Spidey's crawling through the sewers to search for Lizard. Lizard encounters him to Peter's surprise from the side and he says condescendingly,

"Ah, clever girl!"

It's ok. I came up with some great ones in the caption thread between him and Lizard

 

[OctaviusINC]

From the Mtv show when Spidey fights Lizard:

Spidey: Hey, know where I can get some tail?

*Lizard knocks Spidey with Tail*

 

[socool]

From the Mtv show when Spidey fights Lizard:

Spidey: Hey, know where I can get some tail?

*Lizard knocks Spidey with Tail*

Is the referring to what I'm thinking of?

 

[SpeterMan3]

Wrong forum anyone?

This site has almost every Spider-Quip from the 90's series I believe. I LOL'd to almost every single one of them, point out your favorites and what you think would be appropriate for the reboot.

http://www.hundredbling.net/showthread.php?t=53183