Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

Originally posted by spider-jide
Doc ock: Insignificant fool! Your remedial retorts do not phase me and for the record your simple mind is too elementary to comprehend that spiders have legs not arms!

Spidey: Ahh, get over it Doc. Youre not gonna get the nobel prize by teaching me biology. btw what do you call a crazy scientist with metallic testacles... i mean tentacles... in biology...???
 
spidey: Wow, ock. You sure bring a whole new meaning to, "bearing arms".
 
Spidey gets grabbed by all his tentacles, "dude, you ARE all hands!"

Same situation:
Spidey: "Uh, it´s chilly!"
Doc Ock: "shut up!"

Spidey meets Doc Ock (I used this one already, but still works): "Let me see, hi-tech equipment, glasses, bad haircut, megalomaniac attitude... Bill Gates, right?"
 
Originally posted by ultimatefan
Spidey gets grabbed by all his tentacles, "dude, you ARE all hands!"

Same situation:
Spidey: "Uh, it´s chilly!"
Doc Ock: "shut up!"

Spidey meets Doc Ock (I used this one already, but still works): "Let me see, hi-tech equipment, glasses, bad haircut, megalomaniac attitude... Bill Gates, right?"

:D :D :D

good one man...
 
Spidey: "I just pray to God you don´t throw black ink from where I`m thinking..."
 
Wow, and I thought Captain Hook had a metal implant fetish!
 
"Man, you don´t wanna get distracted and scratch yourself in the wrong place..."
 
Spidey pointing to Doc Oak's tentacles,

"Dude, big scary tentacles are SOOO out of fashion"
 
"I'm not even going to try an arm wrestle."

"Geez Doc---I've heard about the right to bear arms, but this is ridiculous!"
 
Spidey catching one of the tentacles with a web strand...

"I hope you have insurance on those"
 
"I wanna walk with you arm in arm. Just give a sec to decide which arm i wanna hold"
 
"Man, I think I saw your cousin in a TV late night movie..."
 
"I think i saw a member of your family the other day. Does Sqiddly Diddly ring a bell?"
 
Spidey looking at the arms...

"In India you would be considered sacred"
 
"Boy, when you say 'my hands are full' we KNOW it´s a lie!"
 
Spidey: Alright. Give me Five!

Oak grabs him with four of his tentacles, and uses one of his hands to sqeeze spidey's jaw.

Spidey: okay. i DID NOT mean that
 
Doc takes and flips another car down the city block as Spiderman swings in and lands in front of him.

Spidey: Whoa there, partner. Simmer, will ya? You're playing a little rough.
Doc Ock: I'd like to see you stop me, you pathetic waste of life.
Spidey: Well what did you expect me to do? Stand on the sidelines and shake pom poms? Keep score?

Yaaay. That one needs a crutch its so lame. :)
 
*Ock tosses a taxi-cab at Spider-Man. Spidey catches it.

*SM: Who says you can never catch a taxi in NYC?
 
"I've heard of multi-tasking. But this is ridiculous..."
 
Originally posted by TheSlag
*Ock tosses a taxi-cab at Spider-Man. Spidey catches it.

*SM: Who says you can never catch a taxi in NYC?

:D

nice one
 

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