Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[ultimatefan]

"Man, four less jobs in America... Bush is doomed".

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by ultimatefan
"Man, four less jobs in America... Bush is doomed".

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"If i decide to become your friend, do u promise to keep your hands to yourself"

 

[Jasmine]

Originally posted by spider-jide
spidey: Wow, ock. You sure bring a whole new meaning to, "bearing arms".

Clever one.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey, after rescuing MJ from Doc Oak... walking over to Octavius, and saying in a loud macho voice:
"YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME... NOW... I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ONE THING... THIS IS NOT VENGENCE... NOT VENGENCE... it's PUNISHMENT..."

 

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by mehzeb
now whose the loser?

u posted the same line 3 times...

admit it... people make mistakes...

LMAO. Alright fine you got me but it wasn'y my fault my pc messed up.

 

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by jasmine
Clever one.

thanks jaz.

 

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by mehzeb
Spidey: Ahh, get over it Doc. Youre not gonna get the nobel prize by teaching me biology. btw what do you call a crazy scientist with metallic testacles... i mean tentacles... in biology...???

doc ock: spider-man, your right, i will not get a nobel prize for attempting to teach your feeble mind biology but i will win a prize for teaching you a crash course lesson in "severe pain"!! You, juvenile arachnid will suffer and reach your demise by my hand, bwahahahaha!!!!!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Oh my god! Arm-ageddon is here..."

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by spider-jide
You, juvenile arachnid will suffer and reach your demise by my hand, bwahahahaha!!!!!

Spidey: "Which hand? Or havent u decided yet?"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Does the phrase 'all hands on deck' mean anything to you?"

 

[Jasmine]

Ock grabs Spidey in his tentacles and says "I have been looking forward to this moment when I would encounter you again you insufferable insect."

Spider-Man- "Are you hitting on me?"

Not that great, but worth a try.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by jasmine
Ock grabs Spidey in his tentacles and says "I have been looking forward to this moment when I would encounter you again you insufferable insect."

Spider-Man- "Are you hitting on me?"

Not that great, but worth a try.

good attempt

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Doc Oak is trying to attack spidey with his tentacles, and spidey is dodging them.

Spidey: If you dont keep your hands to yourself, I'm calling 911"

 

[Jasmine]

Originally posted by mehzeb
good attempt

Thanks.

 

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by mehzeb
We all know and love the wisecracking witty dialogues of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. well, what if we were in his shoes. what kind of gags would we have pulled.

THIS IS THE SPIDER-MAN WISECRACK posting thread...

anybody know a witty dialogue? SHARE IT here...

As long as the film does not have anything as insipid or stupid as "It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind."

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey, looking at the tentacles...

"Lose the extra arms, and i garantee, the girls will love you. Oh, just dont threaten to peel the flesh from their bones, and you'll do fine"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by Obsidian
As long as the film does not have anything as insipid or stupid as "It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind."

i know....

that was sooooo stupid....

i actually wanted to stranggle myself after hearing that...

 

[ultimatefan]

"Man, you gotta get a lot of sexual harrasment lawsuits..."

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"You are the first guy i ever saw, who has oil in his armpits"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Anymore threatening dialogues from you Doc, and people will start confusing you with Hannibal Lecter"

 

[Obsidian]

"Hey Spiderman, my tentacles are going where no proctologist has ever gone before!"p

 

[Vincent]

Spidey looks at the four extra arms of Doc Ock

Spidey "Phew ! I hope I'll never get like that !

Yeah I know lame attempt to a private joke ... I'm kinda depressed so give me a break will ya ?

 

[Jasmine]

Originally posted by Vincent
Spidey looks at the four extra arms of Doc Ock

Spidey "Phew ! I hope I'll never get like that !

Yeah I know lame attempt to a private joke ... I'm kinda depressed so give me a break will ya ?

An "A" for effort.

 

[Vincent]

thks