Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[spideydave]

" You know you would make a good amusement park ride"?

"Stealing your tools from Sharper Image I see"

"Hey why dont you put your hands up and fight like a man! Umm .. just kidding"

I think they should take every quote frome the comics and put in the film. Wasnt happy with the way David Koepp handle Spideys wisecracks. But the one he said to Wrestler and the one Tobey improved which was cut from the film " For a guy whos mouth never moves you sure do talk alot" Hilarious Raimi what were you thinking?

 

[Compi716]

Right after webbing up some bad guys, Spidey tells the croud,
"When the cops come, remember to spell my name right! It's spelled with a hyphen!"

 

[Anti-Undies]

Originally posted by ultimatefan
Spidey: "I just pray to God you don´t throw black ink from where I`m thinking..."

RFLMAO..

 

[Anti-Undies]

Originally posted by compi716
Right after webbing up some bad guys, Spidey tells the croud,
"When the cops come, remember to spell my name right! It's spelled with a hyphen!"

LOL

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Doc Ock to Spider-Man: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Doctor...

Spider-Man: ubruptly interrupts & says let me guess your name is Dr. Quadruped-Man I presume.

Doc Ock: No you fool my name is not Quadruped-Man, my name is Doc Ock,

Spider-Man: What is a Doc Ock? Let me guess is it a new type of theft prevention to keep thieves from stealing your boat from the Dock?

 

[Peacekeeper]

*Spidey kicks Ock off side of train... Spidey tries to rest, but Ock comes back... Spidey webs Ock and hurls him off the train, and turns around to catch his breath... Ock jumps back on the train, and Spidey slowly turns to him*

Spidey: "Jus... Go Away..."

Ock: *smiles, then gets serious-looking* "No..." *hurls tentacle at Spidey... Spidey dodges it*

Spidey: "Please?"

Ock: "Why, you're not having fun?"

Spidey: "Oh I'm having loads... I just thought I'd ask..." *Spidey lunges toward Ock*

I thought that woulda been a cool clip in the trailer.

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man wrapped in Ock's Tentacles....

SM: I know you like me, but people are going to talk...

 

[Peacekeeper]

Ock: "What's the matter... scared of facing someone who's clearly more powerful than you?"

Spidey: "I don't know... but when I find one you'll be the first to know."

 

[Peacekeeper]

Ock: "You'll be singing a different tune once I have my grip on you."

Spidey: "What are you, ghey?"

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man upon meeting Doc Ock for the first time...

SM: No offense Ock...but I'll pass on the shake and take your word that you have a "firm handshake".

 

[Superhero Joe]

Spidey to Doc Ock after moving a battle out of pedestrians way... "Alright Doc, now its just between you and me, mano a manos".

 

[Peacekeeper]

*Spidey upon meeting Ock initially*

Spidey: "Wow... you must get your laundry done in no time."

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man struggling against Ock and his tentacles...

SM: Hey Ock... you got "pet names" for these? Late at night... I bet you talk to them... don't you???

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man in battle with Ock...

SM: *Dodges one tentacle: "I'm gonna call him Grumpy..." *flips over another where it's behind him... "Dopey..." *points to the other two supporting Ock... "Sleepy... and Sneezy..."

"Guess that makes you... "Doc"... Hey Moe!!!! *punches Ock...

 

[Peacekeeper]

Spidey: "I think...

*dodges tentacle*

the reason you're so...

*ducks under table thrown at him*

angry is because...

*leaps onto wall, narrowly missing two tentacles*

you feel isolated... ever think of a week at Club Med?"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Hand to hand combat? -- Are you kidding me?"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"So vile... so angry... DAMN that rap music"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Hands down, your the HANDY-est doctor ive seen in years"

 

[SpyderBurning]

Spidey says:

"Who are you, Captin Calamari?"

"Your hand-eye coordination must be crazy"

"Edward scissor-hands got nothing on you."

"Holy metal arms BatMan, this guy is nuts!"

 

[MST3KPIMP]

"Hey Doc! The Matrix called... It want's its jacket and sentinel arms back!"

 

[Spiderpig]

Spidey to Ock: -

"Aaa, the infamous Doctor Spaghetti"

"I hope you’ve got a permit to park there"

"Now that’s taking acupuncture a little too far!"

"I presume they’re not for decorative purposes..?"

"All pets should be kept on a leash"

"I hope those things are house-trained"

"Someone’s grumpy, having trouble sleeping?"

 

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
"Hey Doc! The Matrix called... It want's its jacket and sentinel arms back!"

Doc ock" Miserable, juvenile, peasen! shut the f*** up and take your beating like the insignificant toe rag that you are, pimp...um...i mean spider-man!

 

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by mehzeb
Spidey: "Which hand? Or havent u decided yet?"

Doc ock: shut up shut up shut up!! All 4 of my bone crushing, flesh pealing tentacles will squash you like the annoying arachnid that you are!!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by spider-jide
Doc ock: shut up shut up shut up!! All 4 of my bone crushing, flesh pealing tentacles will squash you like the annoying arachnid that you are!!

Spidey: you'll use your testacles to squash your what???

[alright that didnt come out right... ]

 

[CFE]

1: I admit it, I just had sushi for lunch. I didn't mean to eat your relatives.

2: I've heard of "Save the ocean-life," but you've taken it a little too far, buddy.

3: Going to the bathroom must be a real chore for you.

4: You look like a reject for the Museum of Modern Art...

5: Oh don't be such an Octopussy...*After beating Ock*

CFE