Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Originally posted by Peacekeeper
Spidey (upon meeting Ock for the first time): "Geez... jumping jacks musta been hell for you in gym class."

lmao.

 

[The Spider-Man]

Originally posted by Peacekeeper
Spidey (upon meeting Ock for the first time): "Geez... jumping jacks musta been hell for you in gym class."

ROFL!!!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

*Oak trying to attack Spidey with his tentacles, and spidey is dodging them

Spidey: "Would you for heaven's sake put those tin cans down and fight like a real man?"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Same scene...

"Wait! I sense an evil entity in the area"

Oak stops and listens, looking around

Suddenly Spidey realizes something...

"... ohh... it's just you. Carry on"

and the tentacles come flying once again...

 

[Honey Vibe]

*Spidey dodging arms,

" 'Doctor Octopus'? I would have gone with 'Doctor Calamari' myself!"

"Can you shave with those arms?"

"Tentacles? Why not experiment with wings? Then, in the event of a scientific monstrosity, you could fly!"

 

[Spiderpig]

Originally posted by mehzeb
...Oak stops and listens, looking around...

Sorry mehzeb, I let the first 53 times slide but who the hell is Oak..?

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by Spiderpig
Sorry mehzeb, I let the first 53 times slide but who the hell is Oak..?

jus my way of writing Ock...

i'll write Ock if u want me to...

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"How the hell did you shave those arms so clean?"

 

[TheSlag]

SM (to Ock): Geee.... Bet you never have to worry about those "dishpan" hands.

 

[The Spider-Man]

Originally posted by mehzeb
"How the hell did you shave those arms so clean?"

LOL!!

 

[Spiderpig]

Originally posted by mehzeb
jus my way of writing Ock...

Why?

If there's a a witty antecdote or perhaps a medical condition - please share...

 

[Compi716]

Spidey to Ock:

"Are those tentacles CGI or animatronic? I can never tell!"

"Damnit Ock, why did you kidnap MJ?! What're you gonna do with her...oh. You sick bastard."

"Trenchcoat and sunglasses, not exactly what I'm used to. Personally, I prefer the Power Rangers look."

"Okay Ock, you throw me the girl, and I'll throw you the whip!" (from Raiders of the Lost Arc).

 

[Compi716]

Spidey while fighting Ock:

Spidey: "All right Ock, I got some good news and some bad news."
Ock: "Die web-slinger!"
Spidey: "The bad news is, i'm gonna have to kick your ass and bring you to jail."
Ock: "And the good news..."
Spidey: "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!"
Ock: "Don't you drive a moped?"

 

[Danalys]

spidy: what kind of invention is that "for the man tired of only being able to scratch themselves in two place at once comes dock ock's patented scraching arms. let no similtanious itch go unscrated."

spidy: why don't you give up the life of crime? with arms like those you could be the worlds greatest plummer. four toilets at once will be no match for dr octopus.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Originally posted by compi716
Spidey while fighting Ock:

Spidey: "All right Ock, I got some good news and some bad news."
Ock: "Die web-slinger!"
Spidey: "The bad news is, i'm gonna have to kick your ass and bring you to jail."
Ock: "And the good news..."
Spidey: "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!"
Ock: "Don't you drive a moped?"

that actually would be good, except the last line

 

[StrainedEyes]

they gotta do an Indiana Jones one.

*Spider-man kicks ock out of a door inside the train, Ock falls onto the track*

Spider-man- "No Ticket."

 

[Compi716]

Something more in-tune with Molina's relationship to Indiana Jones.

"Okay Ock, you throw me the girl, and I'll throw you the whip!" (from Raiders of the Lost Ark)"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by Geo7877
they gotta do an Indiana Jones one.

*Spider-man kicks ock out of a door inside the train, Ock falls onto the track*

Spider-man- "No Ticket."

Or

Spidey kicks Ock out of the train, and the pertrified people are staring at him, from under the seats, and stuff...

Spidey looks at them,

"What?! He didnt have a ticket!"

 

[Krissica]

Originally posted by mehzeb
Spidey pointing to Doc Oak's tentacles,

"Dude, big scary tentacles are SOOO out of fashion"

Doc Ock: What, and running around in your underwear is?


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Evilspoofauthor1Sven: Couldn't help it!! Insanity is SOOOO
fun!!!

 

[Bowas5]

Doc Ock: Dam you Spider-man. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Spider-man: Well, with those arms you would be a pretty good goalkeeper.

Doc Ock: Are you making fun of me.

Spider-man: Is it that obvious.


I know it sucks, but I had to give it a try.

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Spider-Man to Doc Ock: Hey Doc Ock, you seem a little out of breath, maybe you should loosen that girdle just a little.

Doc Ock: Girdle what girdle, are you trying to tell me that I am fat & trying to conceal it? I will let you know that this is a titanium harness & not a girdle.

Spider-Man: Ok brilliant scientist, when you designed your harness did you allow for expansion & contraction?

Doc Ock: I don't think so, why?

Spider-Man: Let's just say that when you have a few more heavy meals & get bloated & start gasping for air don't say I didn't warn you.

Doc Ock: Oh great, I just knew I was leaving something out when I designed this thing.

Spider-Man: How bout we take a break from kicking each others asses & go to an all you can eat buffet. Even hero's & villian's can't fight on an empty stomach.

Doc Ock: Oh great, I just love going to a buffet. If you didn't notice I have 6 arms so I can carry lot's of food at one time & don't have to wait in a long line.

Spider-Man: Ok that's good to hear, while you & your 6 arms are preoccupied with food on the brain, then I will be able to cold cock you with this chair.

Doc Ock: What did you say?

Spider-Man: I asked would you like a cold beer.

Doc Ock: Sorry I don't drink beer, were you trying to get me drunk, so you can have your way with me?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

"What's with the arms, fu*kface?!"

 

[Peacekeeper]

Spidey (after dodging tentacles): "You should really bring those in for a tune-up."

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by Krissica
Doc Ock: What, and running around in your underwear is?

Spidey: Anything's better than those sunglasses Doc.

 

[iminsane31]

Spider-Man when he fights Doc Ock he should say:

"Now, I get who your tentacles are. They are Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shemp.

So what does that make you?

The fifth stooge, Curly Joe."