Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[ultimatefan]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
"Hey Doc! The Matrix called... It want's its jacket and sentinel arms back!"

The funny thing is, the tentacles look nothing like sentinel ones... They look much more like actual tentacles than the sentinels...

 

[Rainbowbrite]

how about this everybody is making up great qutes for when they first encounter each other but come on any person would say upon first seeing ock




what the fu*k...................................

 

[Greenish Goblin]

Nothing can be as bad as " It's you who's out gobby.. out of your mind ! " ...

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man upon meeting Ock the first time after the cafe scene attack...

SM: Don't tell me... Sting died... and left you his wardrobe.

 

[TheSlag]

*Spider-Man, high up on cieling on Ock's labratory. Ock reaches up with a tentacle and tries to smash him...

SM: You give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Reach out and touch someone..."

 

[MST3KPIMP]

Originally posted by ultimatefan
The funny thing is, the tentacles look nothing like sentinel ones... They look much more like actual tentacles than the sentinels...

relax

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Hey Doc, Keanu Reeves called - He wants his sunglasses back"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Look Doc, i told you once, and i'm telling you again : I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS!!!"

 

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by Obsidian
"Hey Spiderman, my tentacles can go where no proctologist has ever gone before!"p

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

i don think the Doc would talk like that...

but a good attempt though Obsidian

 

[Obsidian]

Hey...he's sadistic...he might try it

 

[Greenish Goblin]

One from the video games .



Ock - It's time to teach you a lesson , WEB HEAD and doctor octopuses school of hard knocks is now open .


Spider-man - Give it a rest ock i find it hard to believe you have any class let alone a whole schools worth .

 

[Peacekeeper]

partially from the MTV Animated Spidey Series-

Ock: "Am I supposed to be afraid of a little twerp in bright red spandex?"

Spidey: "THIS IS SO NOT SPANDEX."

 

[swingerbone]

After defeating Ock, and he's carried away, perhaps Spidey pulled off his arms, or whatnot

Spidey: "*whew*... Now that's what I call a 'Farewell to Arms'..."


That also happens to be the title of the book Ash used to trap his amputated demonic hand in Evil Dead II... so it's a Raimi reference

I also liked Slag's Moe line from earlier... seeing as Sam is a huge Stooges fan... maybe it could go something like this:

Spidey: "Hey it's Moe! Where are Larry and Curly?(... or Schemp?)" -- again Raimi reference with Schemps...

or another Evil Dead ref:
Spidey: "...well at least you doesn't have chainsaws on those things!"

 

[lovenateystyle]

Originally posted by TheSlag
*Spider-Man in battle with Ock...

SM: *Dodges one tentacle: "I'm gonna call him Grumpy..." *flips over another where it's behind him... "Dopey..." *points to the other two supporting Ock... "Sleepy... and Sneezy..."

"Guess that makes you... "Doc"... Hey Moe!!!! *punches Ock...

Nice...

 

[lovenateystyle]

I know Molina doesn't have the typical comics version Doc Ock hair, but I'd still love to hear a quip about his hair.

That, and "Bunky"... Man I love when Spidey says that in the comics

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by lovenateystyle
I know Molina doesn't have the typical comics version Doc Ock hair, but I'd still love to hear a quip about his hair.

That, and "Bunky"... Man I love when Spidey says that in the comics

I want Spidey to call JJ... "Chuckles"

 

[IVTheFranchise]

Originally posted by lovenateystyle


That, and "Bunky"... Man I love when Spidey says that in the comics

or "Chubbins".

and he called Ock "Chuckles" once or twice too i think.

 

[IVTheFranchise]

shortly after Doc Ock says "peel the flesh from her bones".....

"Hiya Chubbins, I was in the area and I heard that a guy with 6 arms wanted my autograph. You wouldn't happen to know him wouldya?"

 

[Compi716]

Mid-battle...
Spidey: "So, what's your secret origin? Bitten by a radioactive toilet snake? If so, please spare the details!"

From Ultimate Spider-Man.

 

[Hulk1968]

I like Spidey's wisecrack to Bonesaw Mcgraw, in part 1, in the wrestling ring.
" Nice outfit. Did your husband make it for you? "

 

[Batman]

Spidey to Doc Ock:"You must be an excellent ping pong player"



i got that from Late night with Conan O'brien

 

[Scruffie]

"Spider-Man?! Here?!"
"Who were you expecting, Tobey Maguire?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Doc Ock keeps poking on Spidey´s shoulders... "I´m heere! Not, heere! No, no, heere!

 

[Peacekeeper]

Spidey (upon meeting Ock for the first time): "Geez... jumping jacks musta been bad place for you in gym class."