Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

*Doc Ock attacking Spidey with his tentacles

Doc Ock: You will die a painful death spider-man!

*spidey dodges, and lands on a wall

Spidey: Hey! Arent you suppossed to have an accent?!

 

[<(o_o)>]

Spider-Man to Doc Ock: Hey nice boxers,

Doc Ock: Cringes in embarrassment & says, Spider-Man I'm afraid that you caught me at a very awkward moment.

Spider-Man: Why? Were you pretending to be Tom Cruise from Risky Business?

Doc Ock: Um no. If you really have to know, I was in rush to use the bathroom & I couldn't get my trousers down in time & messed myself, so I sent them to the dry cleaners to get them cleaned.

Spider-Man: Why were you wearing trousers to begin with?

Doc Ock: Well, when I put them on I never thought that they would be so hard to get off.

Spider-Man: What's that, Your trousers or tentacles?

Doc Ock: Both actually.

Spider-Man: Have you ever thought of getting a spandex jump suit, or MC Hammer pants? It's the ideal outfit for when a super hero or super villain is on the run & really has to go.

Doc Ock: Um no, I never planned that far ahead. I guess I will leave wearing spandex up to you, Superman & the X-Men.

Spider-Man: Haven't you heard, X-Men are no longer wearing spandex outfits, they have been upgraded to leather.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by <(o_o)>
Spider-Man to Doc Ock: Hey nice boxers,

Doc Ock: Cringes in embarrassment & says, Spider-Man I'm afraid that you caught me at a very awkward moment.

Spider-Man: Why? Were you pretending to be Tom Cruise from Risky Business?

Doc Ock: Um no. If you really have to know, I was in rush to use the bathroom & I couldn't get my trousers down in time & messed myself, so I sent them to the dry cleaners to get them cleaned.

Spider-Man: Why were you wearing trousers to begin with?

Doc Ock: Well, when I put them on I never thought that they would be so hard to get off.

Spider-Man: What's that, Your trousers or tentacles?

Doc Ock: Both actually.

Spider-Man: Have you ever thought of getting a spandex jump suit, or MC Hammer pants? It's the ideal outfit for when a super hero or super villain is on the run & really has to go.

Doc Ock: Um no, I never planned that far ahead. I guess I will leave wearing spandex up to you, Superman & the X-Men.

Spider-Man: Haven't you heard, X-Men are no longer wearing spandex outfits, they have been upgraded to leather.

kinda corny

but i like it...

good attempt

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Attention All:

Im Trying To Move This Thread Off To The Spider-man 3 Section So That We Can Continue With The Quips We Want For The Third Movie.

The Lizard, Green Goblin, And Venom Quips...

Lets Get Started...

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Let me start it:

Venom grabs hold of spidey's arms and growls ferociously into his face...

Spidey: We have GOT to do something about your breath!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Venom goes all liquid-y and dodges spidey's punches...

Spidey: Will you quit the whole liquid thing! Youre making me thirsty!!

 

[Visionary]

These very posts, are the reason why there should never be a lot of wisecracks and toilet banter in these films, it just wouldn't work well at all. The less banter the better.

 

[Boom]

Ock: "Has anyone ever told you that you're a real nuisance?"
Spidey: "Oh yeah. I get that alot."

 

[Silver Sable]

In the 90's cartoon:

Hydro-Man:You wouldn't think you can beat Hydro-Man would you?
Spidey: Hydride-Man? Whoa! the dogs must love you!

 

[Boom]

*Upon dodging Ock's arms*
Spidey: "You should really switch to premium gas."

Spidey: "Don't those arms make you bottom heavy?"

 

[The Sand Lion]

Spiderman: Rust must really be a problem fer ya huh?

 

[Kmack]

In the 90's cartoon:

Hydro-Man:You wouldn't think you can beat Hydro-Man would you?
Spidey: Hydride-Man? Whoa! the dogs must love you!

hilarious

 

[3dman27]

a crook yells out '"spider-man""
spideys reply"i know you expected the hurricane but he sold out to the wwe and thats wassup withthat"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Someone asks "Are you Spider-Man?"

Spidey: No, I'm Multiple Man.

 

[Mister Sinister]

To the Lizard. "Lets try something of a more different scale."

 

[The Sand Lion]

Come here spot, come here boy.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

what if they repeat the same cheesy line from SM1...

Spidey to the Lizard: "It's you who's out Lizzy! Out of your mind!"



that one was a stinker!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

what if spidey was african-american...

the lizard bites off a part of spidey's costume,
Spidey: "DAMN ******!"

 

[Visionary]

Cheesy? But all of Spider-Man's lines from the comics ARE cheesy, yeah, let's make the movie like the comics.

The less BANTER the BETTER.

 

[Silver Sable]

Spidey to Venom: Man, your teeth are so big! Did your mom had an affair with Mr.Ed?

 

[3dman27]

Cheesy? But all of Spider-Man's lines from the comics ARE cheesy, yeah, let's make the movie like the comics.

The less BANTER the BETTER.

i don't know about that

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

im with 3dman27

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Electro vs Spider-Man

Electro tries to fry Spidey, but instead, gets shorted out himself.

Spidey: Shocking... isnt it?

 

[Stingray]

TO Doc Ock:

"All it takes to be a villian is wearing a backpack? I refuse to be impressed 'til ya shoot ink out your butt."

 

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