Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[XCharlieX]

I can't remember spidey making any wisecracks in sm2. He did of course. But I just can't remember them. I faintly remember something about keeping change but that's it...

One of my favs was "Youre getting on my nerves"

"I have a knack for that"

"Not anymore"

The quip lines from spiderman 1 felt more unnatural to me. Itsy bitsy spider and gobbie....? lol

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Imagine all this in the spidey voice from the spider-man game that continues the show (Spider-man, Spider-man 2: Enter Elektro) I always imagined spideys voice like that! He is in my mind the true spider-man!


*Venom: We are poson to you. That's why we call ourselves...Venom!
Spider-Man:Ya got some green stuff on your lip

*Goblin2: I will not stop until you pay! You killed my father!
Spidey: No, I am your father

*Sandman: I'm going to destroy you spidrman!
Spidey: Trust me a little sand in my suit wont kill me
(Sandman lauchs a clump of sand at spidey)
Spidey: k, maybe just a little

*Mysterio: You are living an illusion, spider-man!
Spider-Man: Thank God! I thought the talking fishbole was real!

*Spidey sees venom
"Hey big guy, lookin for a good time?"

*Spidey sees Goblin
"Hey nice snowboard, I saw one just like it at Toys'R'Us"

*Spidey sees Sandman
"Oh no help! Its a clump of sand "

*Spidey sees mysterio
"Hey, how many fish you got in there?"

*JJJ: Spider-man, you decided to finally showing your true colours!
Spider-man: um...what? (swings away)

*Spidey to Elektro
"Hey, how many super-villains does it take to screw in a lightbulb "

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Spidey: Ahh, get over it Doc. Youre not gonna get the nobel prize by teaching me biology. btw what do you call a crazy scientist with metallic testacles... i mean tentacles... in biology...???

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I WAS HONESTLY LAUGING LOUD!!!!!!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

"I think i saw a member of your family the other day. Does Sqiddly Diddly ring a bell?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Imagine all this in the spidey voice from the spider-man game that continues the show (Spider-man, Spider-man 2: Enter Elektro) I always imagined spideys voice like that! He is in my mind the true spider-man!


*Venom: We are poson to you. That's why we call ourselves...Venom!
Spider-Man:Ya got some green stuff on your lip

*Goblin2: I will not stop until you pay! You killed my father!
Spidey: No, I am your father

*Sandman: I'm going to destroy you spidrman!
Spidey: Trust me a little sand in my suit wont kill me
(Sandman lauchs a clump of sand at spidey)
Spidey: k, maybe just a little

*Mysterio: You are living an illusion, spider-man!
Spider-Man: Thank God! I thought the talking fishbole was real!

*Spidey sees venom
"Hey big guy, lookin for a good time?"

*Spidey sees Goblin
"Hey nice snowboard, I saw one just like it at Toys'R'Us"

*Spidey sees Sandman
"Oh no help! Its a clump of sand "

*Spidey sees mysterio
"Hey, how many fish you got in there?"

*JJJ: Spider-man, you decided to finally showing your true colours!
Spider-man: um...what? (swings away)

*Spidey to Elektro
"Hey, how many super-villains does it take to screw in a lightbulb "

Good selection.

 

[webhead731]

I think alot of these will work for the game. Here are some that I can see in a game.





[Spider-Man sees Venom for the first time]

Spider-Man: .....[Starts cracking up] Dude, put your tongue in. You look ******ed.


or

Spider-Man: I think I should sue you for taking my looks.


Here's an Animated Series joke only I changed it for Venom.

[Spider-Man's clings to a high wall after first meeting Venom]

Venom: Come down here and fight like a man!

Spider-Man: Come here and fight like a spider.

[Venom jumps on wall]

Spider-Man: Alrighty then.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Hey Venom, that suit looks familiar!

 

[Reptile]

OH crap mysterio has a chainsaw

 

[Visionary]

Just reading this crap, is exactly why I'm glad they hold back on the QUIPS...it just wouldn't work...

 

[Visionary]

Damn...

 

[Spidey-Sean]

I'll admit some of these would work peppered throughout the movie (ie the very very short ones) like the "how many fish you got in there" quip. Because honestly, Spider-man shouldn't be doing a stand up routine. Quips are called quips because they are short. So, IMO I don't think extended joke scenes would work, or even jokes that spill over a sentence. It just seems like trying too hard, and comes across pretty lame.

Edit: Actually, an extended joke scene with Bruce Cambell as Mysterio would be fine with me. Very ok with me.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Damn...

Yeah....

 

[Eddie Brock]

Damn...

what a good wisecrack...haha, kidding

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

(to Venom after believing he had knocked out Spidey)

Spiderman - "Hello Smiley!!! Miss me?"

(to Venom while he is grabbing Spidey by the neck sticking his tongue out right in front of his face)

Spiderman - "Didn't your mommy ever teach that it's not nice to stick out your tongue at people?"

 

[shigsy2003]

Well for Spider-Man 2 here are a couple.

Doc Ock and Spidey fighting on the clock:

Doc Ock throws down the clock hand: "I haven't got time for this"

Spidey catching it with the web and tossing it back up: "here you go then let me just give you a hand"

If these have been done sorry I haven't read through the other posts

 

[Menthol]

Imagine all this in the spidey voice from the spider-man game that continues the show (Spider-man, Spider-man 2: Enter Elektro) I always imagined spideys voice like that! He is in my mind the true spider-man!

I'm the same way! No matter how many times Tobey may play spidey everytime I see or read a comic I always hear 90's spidey cartoon voice in my head! I think the guy that did the voice was the oldest son on the Brady Bunch movies, they sound almost exactly alike, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Swiftman]

(Venom has spider-man in a choke hold while
revealling his long ass tongue)

spider-man : "ever considered the porn industry"

Venom : "WHAT!?"

spider-man : "you heard me, i really think you have potential, you would be every woman's fantasy wit that long ass tongue. "

(Venom drops spider-man and goes to hollywood where he becomes the famous porn star Eddie Cock!)

 

[The Caped Knight]

I'm the same way! No matter how many times Tobey may play spidey everytime I see or read a comic I always hear 90's spidey cartoon voice in my head! I think the guy that did the voice was the oldest son on the Brady Bunch movies, they sound almost exactly alike, if I'm not mistaken.

Me too

Christopher Daniel Barnes voice was awesome as Spidey .

Just like Kevin Conroy's voice was fantastic as The voice as of BATMAN .

 

[rubinator]

"Hello pebbles"
says to the thing from fantastic 4

 

[Eddie Brock]

You know what Sandy, it must suck to be you when the wind blows..

 

[Asteroid-Man]

When I imagine spidey I imaggine the spider-man from the Gamesd Spider-Man, and Spider-man 2: Enter Electro, PS>My Quips own!

Imagine all this in the spidey voice from the spider-man game that continues the show (Spider-man, Spider-man 2: Enter Elektro) I always imagined spideys voice like that! He is in my mind the true spider-man!


*Venom: We are poison to you. That's why we call ourselves...Venom!
Spider-Man:Ya got some green stuff on your lip

*Goblin2: I will not stop until you pay! You killed my father!
Spidey: No, I am your father

*Sandman: I'm going to destroy you spidrman!
Spidey: Trust me a little sand in my suit wont kill me
(Sandman lauchs a clump of sand at spidey)
Spidey: k, maybe just a little

*Mysterio: You are living an illusion, spider-man!
Spider-Man: Thank God! I thought the talking fishbole was real!

*Spidey sees venom
"Hey big guy, lookin for a good time?"

*Spidey sees Goblin
"Hey nice snowboard, I saw one just like it at Toys'R'Us"

*Spidey sees Sandman
"Oh no help! Its a clump of sand "

*Spidey sees mysterio
"Hey, how many fish you got in there?"

*JJJ: Spider-man, you decided to finally show your true colours!
Spider-man: um...what? (swings away)

*Spidey to Elektro
"Hey, how many super-villains does it take to screw in a lightbulb "

(for those who missed it)

 

[The Kid]

I think barnes did the games. He's the best spidey voice... I wish he'd dub over tobey.

 

[Eddie Brock]

I think barnes did the games. He's the best spidey voice... I wish he'd dub over tobey.

yeah, cause THAT wouldn't be weird..

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Me too

Christopher Daniel Barnes voice was awesome as Spidey .

Just like Kevin Conroy's voice was fantastic as The voice as of BATMAN .

Agreed.

 

[bbf2]

Spider-Man 1:

(Peter rushes outside to see that Uncle Ben has been shot)
Peter: Oh no! Somebody's killed Matlock!

Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble.
Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
Spider-Man: Don't flatter yourself, tubby.

Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
Mary Jane: You said that?
Peter Parker: Of course not. I told him you're a cheap **** who f*** anyone that pays attention to you.

Spider-Man 2:

Peter Parker: Um, I don't have time for girls right now.
Harry Osborn: What are you - dead?
Peter Parker: No, but that's how I like my women.

Peter Parker: Would you think about it?
Mary Jane Watson: Think about what?
Peter Parker: Picking up where we left off.
Mary Jane Watson: Where was that? We never got on. You can't get off if you don't get on Peter.
Peter Parker: Oh, trust me, I can DEFINATELY get off.

Mary Jane Watson: Peter I'm getting married.
Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
Spider-Man: Kevin Federline.

Harry Osborn: Now... lets see who's behind the mask
[pulls off mask and reveals Peter]
Harry Osborn: [stumbles backwards] No... it can't be!
Spider-Man: [gets up] Harry, where is he? You have to tell me where he is!
Harry Osborn: [pause] Peter... you killed my father.
Spider-Man: Yes, but not before I raped him. Just like I'm about to rape YOU!
Harry Osborn: WHAT?
Spider-Man: Just kidding. Where's MJ?

Spider-Man 3:

GG2: Peter, you killed my father. For that I can NEVER forgive you.
Spider-Man: And I can never forgive you for that outfit!

Aunt Carnage: Spider-Man! I'm going to rip out your spine and eat your spleen!
Spider-Man: Don't forget to put in new dentures first!

Sandman: Please help me, Spider-Man. My daughter is dying.
Spider-Man: That's not what she said last night!