Comics Spoilers for next week's ASM. I'll read it so you don't have to.

[Miken Ayers]

Half my age???

Don't be so shy... you must be around one fifth my age (that would be 8 years old in case they haven't taught you fractions in school yet).



And you can say what you want about my parents... but your mom sure loves it when I lick her sphincter and she yells out your name.

See? I can talk tough parent/sex talk too...



Like you would have to look up such a term for such a fine NAMBLA pet like yourself...

yawn.

 

[Venom 1988]

Wow that was an amazing response

 

[Blader5489]

Buy Blue Beetle.

Fixed.

 

[Themanofbat]

Fixed.

Heck... buy Blue Beetle AND Invincible... they're both great books.

 

[shinlyle]

Buy Invincible.

True that.

Invincible owns all others.

 

[spider greg]

Yeah you had your fill when your stepfather made you take in his while your mom watched. That's probably why you're over 40 and spend all your time picking fights with people almost half your age on a comic book message board.

*Raises hand*

Check please!!

 

[Doc Destruction]

I love the smell of ban in the morning!

 

[Norman Osborn]

I love the smell of ban in the morning!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Half my age???

Don't be so shy... you must be around one fifth my age (that would be 8 years old in case they haven't taught you fractions in school yet).



And you can say what you want about my parents... but your mom sure loves it when I lick her sphincter and she yells out your name.

See? I can talk tough parent/sex talk too...



Like you would have to look up such a term for such a fine NAMBLA pet like yourself...

 

[Miken Ayers]

Wow you're more upset about that than I was. I just got bored with him and moved on.