Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

PERRY: We appreciate your effort, Superman. Sadly, the movie Taxi has already been made and released.
SUPERMAN: Damn!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, Taxi.

PERRY: "So how's Dead of Night coming along?"
SUPERMAN: "We're hoping to have the trailer out by Thanksgiving."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! I have no idea what to expect of DON, only rad one issue of the comic book.

 

[ultimatefan]

PERRY: Hmmm, a car wreck. Does that remind you of something?
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[X Knight]

PERRY: "Y'know.....He-man would seriously kick your ass."
SUPERMAN: "........."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BRUCE: "Ow... my back..."

 

[Panthro]

PERRY: "Y'know.....He-man would seriously kick your ass."
SUPERMAN: "........."

I also laughed at old Bruce breaking his back.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: (thinking) "This is a sensitive situation. I have to remain as quiet as possible so the Injustice League doesn't know I'm eavesdropping an an important meeting."

CRASH!

SUPERMAN: "HEY BRUCE! HEARD YOU COULD USE A LITTLE BACK-UP!"

BATMAN: "God dammit, Clark."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: (thinking) "This is a sensitive situation. I have to remain as quiet as possible so the Injustice League doesn't know I'm eavesdropping an an important meeting."

CRASH!

SUPERMAN: "HEY BRUCE! HEARD YOU COULD USE A LITTLE BACK-UP!"

BATMAN: "God dammit, Clark."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Must... escape... Development... Hell...!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hahahahahaha! Yes, Superman. You must escape from Development Hell for all our sakes.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have, are a very particular set of powers. Powers I have acquired from my Kryptonian heritage. Powers that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Lois go now, that will be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Lois told me last evening she's interested in a threesome with you and me. I responded that yeah, I'm at least open to the idea."

BATMAN: "........."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have, are a very particular set of powers. Powers I have acquired from my Kryptonian heritage. Powers that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Lois go now, that will be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you."

Hehe, Superman takes TAKEN. The threesome is also funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the back-up one and the development hell one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: That´s right, I look better in a fan´s manip than I did in a 200 million-dollar budget movie...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: (thinking) This took me hours of careful planning, discrete drilling and a lot of hard, sweaty work, but finally...

SUPERMAN: What took you so long?

BATMAN: Showoff.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: That´s right, I look better in a fan´s manip than I did in a 200 million-dollar budget movie...

True that!

And thanks

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "All right Hawkgirl, listen up. In this incarnation of Justice League, you're going to keep your weird love-triangles to yourself."

HAWKGIRL: "Yes sir."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "All right Hawkgirl, listen up. In this incarnation of Justice League, you're going to keep your weird love-triangles to yourself."

HAWKGIRL: "Yes sir."

I liked yours too UF.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thankya!

GREEN LANTERN: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who----"

SUPERMAN: "OKAY, time to start making this movie."

 

[Panthro]

Thankya!

GREEN LANTERN: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who----"

SUPERMAN: "OKAY, time to start making this movie."

Hehe