Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

What are you talking about, I´m the real Brandon Routh!

 

[ironman29758]

These are not my personal feelings but what I hear from some fans
when rampaging animated superman attacks part 1

timmerverse: You regress everytime you are around Lana Lang, You can't fly and you depend on Chloe, Lana, Lois and Kara to get you out of a mess and you have the worse superhero name ever I mean red and blue blur ever boyscout and Great Samartian better and how are you ever going to use glasses when everyone I know saw you without glasses. You're eyes aren't even the same color as superman ever heard of blue contacts

Smallville Clark: .... .at least I have eyes

TAS Superman:...that joke got old centuary's ago

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPT. MARVEL: Your movie franchise is burning in development hell!
SUPERMAN: At least I do have a movie franchise! What was the last thing that featured you, that lameass 70´s TV show that had two different actors playing you?!?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, good stuff UF.

 

[Panthro]

These are not my personal feelings but what I hear from some fans
when rampaging animated superman attacks part 1

timmerverse: You regress everytime you are around Lana Lang, You can't fly and you depend on Chloe, Lana, Lois and Kara to get you out of a mess and you have the worse superhero name ever I mean red and blue blur ever boyscout and Great Samartian better and how are you ever going to use glasses when everyone I know saw you without glasses. You're eyes are even the same color as superman ever heard of blue contacts

Smallville Clark: .... .at least I have eyes

TAS Superman:...that joke got old centuary's ago

Hahahahahaha

 

[ironman29758]

CAPT. MARVEL: Your movie franchise is burning in development hell!
SUPERMAN: At least I do have a movie franchise! What was the last thing that featured you, that lameass 70´s TV show that had two different actors playing you?!?

hillarious t:

 

[ironman29758]

when rampaging animated superman attacks part 2:

timmerverse: Everytime you get a girl pregnant you decide to leave the planet for 6 years on a "space mission." You aren't even a good fighter. I mean Lex Luthor can beat you in a fight. Lex Luthor for peat sakes. LEX LUTHOR! The most overweight and weakest person in the DC Universe. You have the most awsome super powers and Lex still took you down

ridiculisly overpriced Clark: .... .at least I have real eyes instead of the black dots.

TAS Superman:...tell me that joke again and you wish you were still doing "that space mission"[/quote]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, ironman!

 

[ultimatefan]

Why do you think I keep showing this huge chest? To distract you from my lack of fully drawn eyes!

 

[Panthro]

when rampaging animated superman attacks part 2:

timmerverse: Everytime you get a girl pregnant you decide to leave the planet for 6 years on a "space mission." You aren't even a good fighter. I mean Lex Luthor can beat you in a fight. Lex Luthor for peat sakes. LEX LUTHOR! The most overweight and weakest person in the DC Universe. You have the most awsome super powers and Lex still took you down

ridiculisly overpriced Clark: .... .at least I have real eyes instead of the black dots.

TAS Superman:...tell me that joke again and you wish you were still doing "that space mission"

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

As was yours, UF.

Seriously though, I never understood why they stuck Superman with those beedy little black dots instead of giving him properly defined eyes when almost everyone else has properly defined eyes. I can only assume it was an homage to the Fleischer Superman, but should we really be homaging that design all these years later? Hell, even Jimmy Olsen had properly defined eyes! Jimmy Olsen for Christ's sake! It wasn't until New Frontier (which is basically the Fleischer design) & "The Batman" that we finally saw Superman with proper eyes, & compare those designs to the DCAU designs, & see how much emotion it adds to his face. Not to mention that his New Frontier design didn't have the disproportionately huge chest either.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, and yeah, go figure.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Stay the hell away from Wonder Woman, she´s mine!
CAPT. MARVEL: Like hell! You lost your shot with her for that b***y annoying reporter who can´t even figure out your secret identity when all you do is wear glasses!!

 

[ironman29758]

SUPERMAN: Stay the hell away from Wonder Woman, she´s mine!
CAPT. MARVEL: Like hell! You lost your shot with her for that b***y annoying reporter who can´t even figure out your secret identity when all you do is wear glasses!!

sad yet funny but true

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Stay the hell away from Wonder Woman, she´s mine!
CAPT. MARVEL: Like hell! You lost your shot with her for that b***y annoying reporter who can´t even figure out your secret identity when all you do is wear glasses!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Who the hell wears a yellow cape?!?
CAPT. MARVEL: Who the hell wears underwear on top of his pants?!?

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "There's only one 'Return' pal, and it ain't 'of the King', it's 'of the Jedi'!"
SUPERMAN: "Like Hell!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Hah, the eternal struggle...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you leaked Wolverine! You can´t stand another badass brooding superhero competing with you!
BATMAN: Does it look like I need to be scared of Wolverine after The Dark Knight made a billion dollars at the box office, got rave reviews and won Oscars?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you leaked Wolverine! You can´t stand another badass brooding superhero competing with you!
BATMAN: Does it look like I need to be scared of Wolverine after The Dark Knight made a billion dollars at the box office, got rave reviews and won Oscars?

Bwahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Aren´t we supposed to be two of the most friendly/boy scout comics superheroes, what the hell are we fighting about?
CAPT. MARVEL: I have no idea, I just do what they write me and draw me to do!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Aren´t we supposed to be two of the most friendly/boy scout comics superheroes, what the hell are we fighting about?
CAPT. MARVEL: I have no idea, I just do what they write me and draw me to do!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

PERRY WHITE: "No no no Brandon, *this* is how you do the hands on the hips pose."

LANGELLA: "Now what's this crap I hear about you trash talking my tour de force performance as Richard Nixon in Frost/Nixon?"
ROUTH: "It wasn't me Mr. Langella sir I swear! It was... it was Christian Bale! Yeah, Bale! Go after him! You know how out of control he is, you saw the T4 rant transcript!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! hehehehehhehe, Bale now is the for all purposes bad boy...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks! hehehehehhehe, Bale now is the for all purposes bad boy...

Yes he is. Let's hope he never finds these boards.