Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: Wow, this is a huge coincidence between us!
SUPERMAN: What, that we´re both considered boy scout supeheroes? That we have similar powers and costumes?
CAPT. MARVEL: No, that we can miss a punch being inches away from each other...

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: Aren´t we supposed to be two of the most friendly/boy scout comics superheroes, what the hell are we fighting about?
CAPT. MARVEL: I have no idea, I just do what they write me and draw me to do!

Superman: "You ****ing Nazi! Why don't you think for yourself for once!"
Capt. Marvel: "Oh, and why are YOU fighting me then?"
Superman: "Because you seem to be the only one I'm allowed to fight recently."

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, more good stuff UF, ked.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "We need to hurry up and end this fight. I have school in 30 minutes. Today I have to take an algebra test."

SUPERMAN: "Oh man, that sucks."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! hehehehe, being a superhero and a kid ain´t easy...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you cried like a school girl at the end of Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader!
BATMAN: Only if you confess YOU cried like a school girl at the end of Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "We need to hurry up and end this fight. I have school in 30 minutes. Today I have to take an algebra test."

SUPERMAN: "Oh man, that sucks."

Hahahahaha, I'm sure Spider-Man can relate.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you cried like a school girl at the end of Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader!
BATMAN: Only if you confess YOU cried like a school girl at the end of Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow!

Again:
Now it's only a matter of time I suppose until we get "Whatever Happened To The Amazing Amazon?" for Wonder Woman and so on & so forth (Whatever Happened To The Scarlet Speedster, Whatever Happened To The Emerald Knight, Whatever Happened To The Atlantean King, you get the idea).

 

[Panthro]

Had TAKEN starred Superman & Lex Luthor -

SUPERMAN: "I don't know who you are or what you want. If you want money I can tell you I have none. What I do have a very particular set of powers. Powers that make me a nightmare to people like you. Now if you let Lois Lane & Jimmy Olsen go, I will let this pass, I will not look for you. But if you don't let them go, then I will look for you. I will find you. AND I WILL KILL YOU."
LEX LUTHOR: "Good luck."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and cool one!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: The worst X-Men movie is X-Men: The Last Stand!!
SUPERMAN: Like hell, it´s X-Men Origins: Wolverine!!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: The worst X-Men movie is X-Men: The Last Stand!!
SUPERMAN: Like hell, it´s X-Men Origins: Wolverine!!

Hehehehehehe

And thanks.

GREGORY PECK: "That's right, you know that in another life I would have been the only logical choice to play Superman."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Ready to get killed again, huh?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. Kinda sucks but hey, it happens."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hey why am I the Judas figure?"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, what's with the Duck Trek thing?"
BATMAN: "They're just trying to cash in on the new Star Trek is all."
SUPERMAN: "Must be desperate to promote their latest DVD set."
BATMAN: "Yep."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX LUTHOR: I never thought there would be a criminal mind able to rival my own in our times, but I´m forced to be humble: Tom Rothman, you magnificent bastard, I salute you!

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: I never thought there would be a criminal mind able to rival my own in our times, but I´m forced to be humble: Tom Rothman, you magnificent bastard, I salute you!

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Rothman could teach Lex a thing or two about evil.

GUY ON THE LEFT: "What the Hell happened to Superman?!"
GUY ON THE RIGHT: "He was forced to watch a marathon of Tom Rothman's films and lost the will to live."
DOCTOR: "Ouch. That's just plain inhuman."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehhe, somethings even a Superman can´t survive...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and hehehehehehhe, somethings even a Superman can´t survive...

Nope.

Not really a caption but -

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehhehehehe, I don´t really know if CK would be working for a printed newspaper these days.

 

[Panthro]

hehehhehehehe, I don´t really know if CK would be working for a printed newspaper these days.

Probably not.

 

[ultimatefan]

GUY ON THE LEFT: It´s hopeless, we need a miracle!
GUY ON THE RIGHT:He´s Superman, he´s gonna make it!!
DOCTOR: I was talking about his franchise!

 

[Panthro]

GUY ON THE LEFT: It´s hopeless, we need a miracle!
GUY ON THE RIGHT:He´s Superman, he´s gonna make it!!
DOCTOR: I was talking about his franchise!

LEX: "Think of it Superman - a no talent Hispanic actress as Marvel's most famous superheroine!"
SUPERMAN: "You're a sick man Lex. A very, very sick man."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "There's Lex!" [bang] "There's Lex!" [bang] "There's also Lex!" [bang]

SUPERMAN: "I've got you now, Tom Rothman!"

SUPERMAN: "Alright, no more Mr. Nice No Killing Superman! From now on I'm goin' Punisher on your asses!"

Dirty Clarky, a Don Siegel film

Superman 6: Huntin' Season

SUPERMAN: "Hmm, y'know maybe I shouldn't be using the gun. Sure it's quicker, easier, more effective, more macho, strikes fear into criminals, but it's just not sending out the right message."

SUPERMAN: "Hasta La Vista, baby!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
BATMAN:Not one of the worst superhero movies, certainly not one of the best either. The cast is solid, decent direction, some great visuals and action sequences, but the script is overall mediocre and kinda sloppy, doesn´t add anything fresh or particularly compelling to the superhero movie genre. Feels like they were more worried with throwing eye-popping visuals and fights scenes at you and shoehorning mutants´ cameos than properly telling the story.
SUPERMAN: All you needed to say was "Fox made it".
BATMAN: I was getting there.

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX: "Think of it Superman - a no talent Hispanic actress as Marvel's most famous superheroine!"
SUPERMAN: "You're a sick man Lex. A very, very sick man."

Thanks a lot! Great stuff all around!