Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[kedrell]

Amora: "So, shall we shag now or shag later?"

SUPERMAN: "Can't we do both?"

 

[Panthro]

Amora: "So, shall we shag now or shag later?"

SUPERMAN: "Can't we do both?"

 

[protocida]

AMORA: Are you up to THIS challenge, farmboy?

SUPERMAN: Ma'm, they don't call me the man of STEEL for nothing!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially "job for Superman"!

 

[ultimatefan]

RICHARD: How about it, baby?
LOIS: Meh, whatever, at least SOMETHING in this franchise still goes up...

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: It's not my whip they fear...

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Are you up to THIS challenge, farmboy?

SUPERMAN: Ma'm, they don't call me the man of STEEL for nothing!

SUPERMAN: "Give me back my EYES!!!!!"

 

[protocida]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: Falcon Punch!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys.

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: Boy, this is more awkward than that time Aquaman took steroids...

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "You dropped the soap.:heart:"
Batman: ""

 

[protocida]

Wait...

 

[protocida]

Edited.

 

[kedrell]

Protocida, I'd host those hot-linked pics yourself if I were you. Don't want to see you get in trouble.

Superman: "George is my friend. I will love him and pet him and hug him."

 

[protocida]

I shall then.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What the world needs now is love sweet love, no not just for some, love for everyone..."
BATMAN: "Help me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love Superman hugging ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Now what, that´s the effect of being poisoned by pink kryptonite?

 

[kedrell]

BATMAN: "So, is that kryptonite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
SUPERMAN: "It's a bit of both, actually."

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: I wish you knew how to quit me.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: I wish you knew how to quit me.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Oh sorry Jimmy, I thought you were Lois."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Did you seriously just offer to lose your virginity to me just get yourself a movie? Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy to accept, but are you really that desperate to get your film going?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Clark, don't act like men have never used sex to get what they want."
SUPERMAN: "How can men use sex to get what they want?! SEX IS WHAT WE WANT!!!!!"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: These blow-up dolls are more real each day...

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Jimmy: "Help....me..."