Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Hehe, I don´t think even Bats reads Deadpool, he´s probably just trying to upset people...

 

[ultimatefan]

MEGAN: Oh Superman, how can I show you my gratitude for saving my life?

SUPERMAN: In your current position, I can think of a dozen ways at least...

 

[Panthro]

MEGAN: Oh Superman, how can I show you my gratitude for saving my life?

SUPERMAN: In your current position, I can think of a dozen ways at least...

Muwahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Gimme back my Megan Fox porn!!!"
Spider-Man: "Never!!!"

 

[DX]

Slightly off-topic, but that is some great artwork...

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah it is, nice cap too.

 

[ultimatefan]

MEGAN: Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

SUPERMAN: No, it´s Sup... Oh for Chrissakes, woman, I been around for over 70 frikking years, been in God knows how many comics, movies, TV shows, cartoons, action figures... how on Earth can´t you recognize me?!? Thank God you´re hot...

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: You will be Lois Lane in the next Superman movie.

MEGAN FOX: I'm sorry, but my schedule is alredy full.

SUPERMAN: I wasn't ASKING you.

 

[Panthro]

MEGAN: Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

SUPERMAN: No, it´s Sup... Oh for Chrissakes, woman, I been around for over 70 frikking years, been in God knows how many comics, movies, TV shows, cartoons, action figures... how on Earth can´t you recognize me?!? Thank God you´re hot...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You will be Lois Lane in the next Superman movie.

MEGAN FOX: I'm sorry, but my schedule is alredy full.

SUPERMAN: I wasn't ASKING you.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Cast Topher Grace as Venom, what the Hell were you thinking?! What's next, Ashton Kutcher as Hobgoblin? Mila Kunis as Black Cat? The Fez guy as Kraven the Hunter?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "For the last time, it was Sam Raimi's decision, I had nothing to do with it!"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: The next sequel better not suck as Spider-Man 3 did!

SPIDER-MAN: At least I'm getting another sequel!

SUPERMAN:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MEGAN FOX: "Why won't you date me?!"

SUPERMAN: "We've talked about this before. I only date girls with the initials L.L. To do otherwise is bad for my karma."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "This is my city!"

SUPERMAN: "No. It will always belong to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I'll save you, Spider-Man! I'm going to rotate the earth backwards and then stop Spider-Man 3 from ever being made!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: The next sequel better not suck as Spider-Man 3 did!

SPIDER-MAN: At least I'm getting another sequel!

SUPERMAN:

Hehehehehe, good point.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'll save you, Spider-Man! I'm going to rotate the earth backwards and then stop Spider-Man 3 from ever being made!"

Muwahahaha, that would do us all a favor.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "This is my city!"

SUPERMAN: "No. It will always belong to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Nyahahahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

MEGAN FOX: "Why won't you date me?!"

SUPERMAN: "We've talked about this before. I only date girls with the initials L.L. To do otherwise is bad for my karma."

Hehehehe, Supes you've got to experiment more bro.

 

[Panthro]

MEGAN FOX: "I never said thank you."

SUPERMAN: "And you'll never have to."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh. You can see it on her face that she's very, very grateful.

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "You hit da kid, I hit you!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Batman has been hitting the bottle again:

BATMAN: "How dare you read a Superman comic under this roof !!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!