Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[DX]

Superman: "Yeah, people still havent gotten over the whole Batman & Robin thing."

BTW, sorry to hear about your mum, ultimatefan...

 

[Panthro]

Don´ttry to get DC, Mr White.

SUPERMAN: Yeah, now brag about how you´re more popular and complex than me, brag about the critical and commercial success of The Dark Knight, about how Catwoman is a lot sexier than Lois! Brag, a**hole, I dare you!!

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

And Catwoman will always be a lot sexier than Lois Lane. That's just how it is.

SUPERMAN: "Oh great, now we're getting our asses kicked by a pair of steroid chomping fraternal twins from a 1980s cartoon/toyline! Batman's gonna have a field day with this when he comes back to life..."
WONDER WOMAN: "I'm sure the Marvel thugs will have plenty to say about it come Monday."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I think the characters from He-Man & The Masters of the Universe are ripping off The Dark Knight again."
BATMAN: "Meh, after all the money I made last year, what little money I'd squeeze out of them in court wouldn't be worth the effort. Besides, the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull is hot."
SUPERMAN: "She on your MILF list?"
BATMAN: "That's confidential."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "If it's all so horribly tragic, then why is it I feel like laughing?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the fan art and captions!

The boat one is genius.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I KNEW someday WB and DC´s endless exploitation would suck him dry!

 

[kedrell]

ROUTH: "It shoots through schools."

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: Am I the only one who realizes the obvious homoerotic undertones of this image?
SUPERMAN and BATMAN: Shut up, kid.

 

[kedrell]

Heroes: "Don't even try saying that we're compensating for something!""

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice follow up.

 

[ultimatefan]

ALL TOGETHER: now we´re ready to bring peace to the Middle East!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I KNEW someday WB and DC´s endless exploitation would suck him dry!

 

[Panthro]

ALL TOGETHER: now we´re ready to bring peace to the Middle East!!

Again:

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Am I the only one who realizes the obvious homoerotic undertones of this image?
SUPERMAN and BATMAN: Shut up, kid.

Nyehehehehehehehe, stupid Robin.

 

[Panthro]

Heroes: "Don't even try saying that we're compensating for something!""

Bwahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "The awesomeness of the new Star Trek was just too much for him."

 

[Bad Superman]

SUPERMAN: This is why I DO NOT recommend tanning booths. . . .

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "He overdosed on too much Wolverine."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks,Panthro, and great stuff! The Bad Superman one is cool too.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD Christian Bale doing a Batman movie in his The Machinist physique was suicide!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD Christian Bale doing a Batman movie in his The Machinist physique was suicide!

Nyahahaha, he thought he could pull a Keaton.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him having sex with Diana was more than a human could handle... And yet he said it still was worth it!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him having sex with Diana was more than a human could handle... And yet he said it still was worth it!

It would be totally worth it.

 

[Panthro]

MARCIA CROSS: "You remember me, don't you Clark? You're old childhood/teen/tween sweetheart Lana Lang?"

PERRY: "Great Cesar's ghost son! You settled for Lois Lane when you could have had all that in your bed?! What the Hell's wrong with you?!"
SUPERMAN: "I honestly don't know sir."