Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[DX]

Clark: "Hey, you wanna buy a watch?"

Lois: "Oooooh, shiny..."

 

[KalMart]

LOIS: Huh, when they call you "man of steel", I thought that was supposed to mean everywhere...

Richard: Uh honey....you're doing it again....

Lois: Hm? <looks up> Oh God....I'm sorr...I meant Richard...I meant you, sweetheart...

Richard: Yeah, right....

Lois: No really, hon...you're still MY man of st...I mean...my...um...ssssteely Richard....

Richard: Stop it.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I told him not to eat those damn falafels."

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice follow up, Kalmart!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Help us, Tom Cuise!! Help us with your witchcraft!!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: You know, Richards, he had the super powers, but YOU have the super potence...

 

[KalMart]

Guy On Phone: Yes hello? Hi, it's Bob from the Daily Planet. Yeah, no he's here but....I though we made it clear that we wanted a policeman. No...a policeman....as in cop...as in uniformed with a nightsick and all, not CSI. No it's NOT the same...she's not even smiling or dancing. What? Of COURSE it's important, it's a bachelorette party, you don't get many shots at something like this....

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Help us, Tom Cuise!! Help us with your witchcraft!!

SUPERMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

 

[KalMart]

: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I told him time after time that I would win if we fought."

 

[KalMart]

SUPERMAN: "I told him time after time that I would win if we fought...."

".....but I had to wait until he was 102-yrs-old to prove it. I'm the MAN!!"

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Looks like you couldn't prep-time your way outta this one, Bruce."

 

[KalMart]

"<sigh>......I told you time and time again, Bruce....too many movies, too many sequels, too much popularity and success would do you in, and now look at you. Lucky for me, I didn't have that problem..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I'll never splash steaming hot McDonald's coffee in anyone's face ever again."

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, didn't you learn anything from Kramer? Cooking oil is not sun tan lotion."

BATMAN: "Ugh.....stick a....fork in me, Clark.....I'm done."

 

[KalMart]

Photographer: Alright Supes-baby, now enough of the sad/devastated look...I need you to look triumphant...determined...as if you did this to him....

Supes: But....how? Why would I do something like this? He's...a friend, a powerful and invaluable ally...how do you expect me to channel something like that?

Photographer: Have you tried a mantra?

Supes: Like what?

Photographer: Oh...I dunno, like...."second-highest grossing movie of all time..."

Supes: ...........

Photographer: PEEERRRRRRrrrfect...beautiful!! <click> Oh yeah, work it...<click> ....woooorrrk it, baby...<click> .....!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I told him time after time that I would win if we fought."

All these Superman/dead Batman captions are great.

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "My God... is that a third nipple?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love all the Supes/Bats ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Newman!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: Yeah, they do look real, but frankly, that´s the last thing you should be concerned about...

 

[kedrell]

LOIS: "That's..so...absolutely beautiful!! I think I'm in love. It's just so big and thick. Uhhhh, it gleams so well.....the way it catches the light. May I touch it? It's so velvety smooth."
Richard: "Hey, hands OFF my wallet!"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: He might have the biggest movie franchise, but I still have the heat vision.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: He might have the biggest movie franchise, but I still have the heat vision.

 

[protocida]