Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Let this sorry sight be a lesson to you kids. Don't try to be a hero, just wear the condoms."

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: He accidently spilled tomato sauce on my cape. How could I NOT atomize him?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Damn. I never would have guessed that the STD he contracted while on Apokolips would do THIS to him."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hhehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You HAD to bring up Christopher Reeve´s post-Superman acting career, didn´t you?!?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: You HAD to bring up Christopher Reeve´s post-Superman acting career, didn´t you?!?

OUCH. Still:

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, remember when you told me the last time I inspired anyone was when I was dead? Well ya little piece of trash, I guess you must be inspiring a lot of people right now! Muwahahahaha!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I knew hiring Deadpool to kill Bruce when he least expected it was the right thing to do."

 

[DX]

Superman: "That's for coming up with the idea of me having a bastard kid in my previous movie! A BASTARD KID, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: It wasn't me, it was the the man with a wooden arm.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "That's for coming up with the idea of me having a bastard kid in my previous movie! A BASTARD KID, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: It wasn't me, it was the the man with a wooden arm.

hehehe, variation on the Fugitive's one armed man. I like it.

Say proto, if you've got a minute, come by the Thor caption thread some time - http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=324566
It needs funny captioners such as yourself.

And the Wolverine & The X-Men caption thread could use some more -
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=319648

SUPERMAN: "No am I not Dylan Dog!"

 

[protocida]

I will.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks proto.

SUPERMAN: "Jeez, she really is begging for someone to grab her ass, isn't she? Sigh, I wish Lois's ass was as nice as Ms. Marvel's."

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Well hello there SuperMAN..."

SUPERMAN: "Sigh, 9 billion comic book heroines & vixens and I get stuck with a drama queen reporter who couldn't figure out that I was Clark Kent because of a pair of glasses."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Lovve the Superman/Amora one and the dead Batman ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Why, Bruce, why did you invest all your fortune in mortgage funds?

 

[kedrell]

Amora: "Hmm, it must reallllllly be hard getting your groove on with a mere human female like Lois. Ever consider switching up for an actual goddess?"

Superman: "Hamina, hamina, hamina.....SOLD TO A KRYPTONIAN!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Amora: "So, how's your love-life?

Superman: "Pretty poor, I must say. I know lots of guys like to say stuff like 'Ooh she's so hot, I'd totally tear that ****y up!' but in my case that's simply not an option, unless I wish to be wanted for murder. It's frustrating."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Why, Bruce, why did you invest all your fortune in mortgage funds?

Yours were both funny ked.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Alright, now what's this crap about charging us $4.00 a comic? Even Lex isn't that greedy!"

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "So what if we're charging you $4.00 a comic now? You have to admit it's worth it for a hot piece of ass like me."

MS. MARVEL: "And me."

BLACK CAT: "And don't forget about me."

SUPERMAN: "Sigh. They're right of course."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah, they are...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: That´s the weirdest thing I´ve seen in my life, and I boinked an alien!

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: This looks like a job for Superman!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: This looks like a job for Superman!