Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Panthro]

And a big: to all of those.

SUPERMAN: "Sabotage the 4th of July in Metropolis? Not on my watch pal."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: It certainly feels good to finally have our chests as proportional and defined as in the comics, huh Bruce?
BATMAN: Why do you think I´m staring at mine with a microscope?

SUPERMAN:What are the test results, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, it´s scientifically verified. Watching Transformers ROTF kills more brain cells than drinking tequila non-stop for two and a half hours.

Hahahahahahah.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

And a big: to all of those.

SUPERMAN: "Sabotage the 4th of July in Metropolis? Not on my watch pal."

Hahahah. Lex should've known better than to eye Superman's favorite holiday.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Why the hell am I glaring at everything like some brooding a s shole?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "A few people on a forum are talking about some movie called Wolverine: Origins."

BATMAN: "Never heard of it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Love the Wolverine bash.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Yes I finally found it! It´s the prospects for Brandon Routh´s career now that his Superman contract expired!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Yes I finally found it! It´s the prospects for Brandon Routh´s career now that his Superman contract expired!

Hehehe, that's so tragicomic. I want to laugh and yet part of me wants to cry at the same time.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why the hell am I glaring at everything like some brooding a s shole?"

Hehehehehe, good question.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "A few people on a forum are talking about some movie called Wolverine: Origins."

BATMAN: "Never heard of it."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I did it! I finally did it!"
SUPERMAN: "Did what?"
BATMAN: "I found Waldo!"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks and an LOL to yours.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: (sings quietly) "Heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race. There are people dying, if you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me..."

SUPERMAN: "I'm walking away and pretending like this never happened."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BRYAN SINGER: (sings) "I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways. And no message could have been any clearer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: I did it! I found out what happens when you mix Mentos and Diet Coke!
SUPERMAN: Huh, you don´t use the Internet much, do you Bruce?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Why do you have to be everywhere I go?!!? I have other villains, you know! You don´t see Green Goblin in every Spider-Man movie and cartoon!! You don´t see Joker in every Batman movie and cartoon!
LEX: Well, there was Brainiac Attacks...
SUPERMAN: Okay, now you´re REALLY pushng it...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I agree. Wish we could take a break from Lex. A long break.

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: Do I frighten you?

LEX: N-No...

SUPERMAN: Do you want me to?

SUPERMAN: Bash Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, will you?

 

[ultimatefan]

I agree. Wish we could take a break from Lex. A long break.

In movies, especially, it´s more than time to go for other villains for a change.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "We don't take kindly to wealthy, bald geniuses around here."

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Are you sure you don't have a little superhero in you, Lex?"
LEX: "Uh, n-no."
SUPERMAN: "Would you like to?"
LEX: ""

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff Prime, Ked, UF.

LEX: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me man!"
SUPES: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
LEX: "What are you?!"
SUPES: "I'm Superman." [tosses Lex away and makes a cool mysterious exit]

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. And Lol to yours.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Another real-estate scheme? You sir are fired."