Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[kedrell]

Thanks Panthro.

SUPERMAN: "Admit it! Your ridiculous real estate schemes are the reason the bottom fell out of the housing market!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love all the Supes/Lex ones, especially the real estate ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, Bruce, stop following the box office numbers all the time! So far, your records are holding up nicely!
BATMAN: You wouldn´t understand, Clark. You haven´t broken box office records in decades...

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX: Dammit, if hiding your identity with glasses seemed silly before, with those eyebrows it´s downright preposterous!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Love all the Supes/Lex ones, especially the real estate ones.

Thanks, ultimate.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LEX: Dammit, if hiding your identity with glasses seemed silly before, with those eyebrows it´s downright preposterous!

Hahahahahahahahaha. Good point.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Awesome avatar, Panthro.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LOIS: "I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful."

 

[Panthro]

Awesome avatar, Panthro.

SUPERMAN: "Another real-estate scheme? You sir are fired."

Thanks & muwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro.

SUPERMAN: "Admit it! Your ridiculous real estate schemes are the reason the bottom fell out of the housing market!"

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, Bruce, stop following the box office numbers all the time! So far, your records are holding up nicely!
BATMAN: You wouldn´t understand, Clark. You haven´t broken box office records in decades...

So sad & yet so true.

 

[Panthro]

LEX: Dammit, if hiding your identity with glasses seemed silly before, with those eyebrows it´s downright preposterous!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful."

Hehe, poor Lois.

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "Guys, guys come on, I'm supposed to be a role model for women everywhere! Blowing my skirt up for cheap sexual stimulation of the male viewers is so not cool!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I know it was you Lex. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Tell me something my friend. Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
LEX: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro. Love the Lois one. What is the "broke my heart" one a reference to?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Tell me something my friend. Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
LEX: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

Hahahahahahahaha. Quite disturbing for Superman to be saying that.

 

[kedrell]

What is the "broke my heart" one a reference to?

The Godfather, Part 2.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I've watched that once a long time ago. Yeah, I don't own many movies anymore.

 

[Panthro]

Hahahahahahahaha. Quite disturbing for Superman to be saying that.

Thanks.

ROUTH: "What do you mean my contract expired?!"

BOSWORTH: "I can't possibly be the worst Lois Lane! I never jumped into a river just to bluff Clark into revealing he was Superman!"

 

[kedrell]

Caption not necessary.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BOSWORTH: "Superman, please help me find a personality."

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Help! I'm being attacked by a member of the Village People."

 

[Panthro]

BOSWORTH: "Superman, please help me find a personality."

Hehehehehe