Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Batman. Take her to safety. She'd only put herself in grave danger trying to help me."

BATMAN: "You'll die. You know that."

SUPERMAN: "Maybe. Maybe not. But either way..."

SUPERMAN: "THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!"

(play Mortal Kombat theme)

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "B****!! I said fetch me a taco!! Hehe, taco's rule."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Love all the old cover ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: That´s for shamelessly throwing yourself at Batman on the JL cartoons!

SUPERMAN: I´m the only man on Earth you wouldn´t break in two and you STILL play hard to get?!?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "All right. Women can vote, have jobs, and run for president. Time to chill out."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: That´s for shamelessly throwing yourself at Batman on the JL cartoons!

Heheheheh

I once thought the Batman/Wonder Woman pairing was cute. Then I woke up. I understand that it's important that a couple are different enough from one another to keep things interesting, but Batman and Wonder Woman are too radically different.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "So to be cool, I have to have a stick up my ass 24/7 and talk in a gruff voice?"

BATMAN: "Exactly."

SUPERMAN: "Yeah, I'll pass."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: That´s for shamelessly throwing yourself at Batman on the JL cartoons!

SUPERMAN: I´m the only man on Earth you wouldn´t break in two and you STILL play hard to get?!?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Batman. Take her to safety. She'd only put herself in grave danger trying to help me."

BATMAN: "You'll die. You know that."

SUPERMAN: "Maybe. Maybe not. But either way..."

SUPERMAN: "THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!"

(play Mortal Kombat theme)

 

[Panthro]

JIM CAVIEZEL: "Come on man, can't you at least get me the Captain Marvel role?! I'm dyin' out here!"

SUPERMAN: "I'll see what I can do."

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN ( thinking to himself ): "God.....I DESPISE that man.....What does he have that I don't??!! Why does he have a mega successful movie franchise and I don't??!! Why does HE get all the attention when I'm supposed to be the top dog in DC??!! Why!!! WHy!!! WHY!!!! God......I DESPISE him.......I LOATHE HIM.......The mere thought of him makes me sick........I....."

BATMAN: "Hey Clark, can you pass me my coffee?"

SUPERMAN: "Yes Sir!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "So what's with this new court ruling of yours?"

SUPERMAN: "It's all a bit technical but the important thing is that the future of my franchise is secure."

BATMAN: "Not if I have anything to say about it."

SUPERMAN: "It's on."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "You complete me."

BATMAN: "I've heard it all before."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN ( thinking to himself ): "God.....I DESPISE that man.....What does he have that I don't??!! Why does he have a mega successful movie franchise and I don't??!! Why does HE get all the attention when I'm supposed to be the top dog in DC??!! Why!!! WHy!!! WHY!!!! God......I DESPISE him.......I LOATHE HIM.......The mere thought of him makes me sick........I....."

BATMAN: "Hey Clark, can you pass me my coffee?"

SUPERMAN: "Yes Sir!!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So what's with this new court ruling of yours?"

SUPERMAN: "It's all a bit technical but the important thing is that the future of my franchise is secure."

BATMAN: "Not if I have anything to say about it."

SUPERMAN: "It's on."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You complete me."

BATMAN: "I've heard it all before."

Nyehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "That's for having a better debut DTV than me!"

GOKU: "Your last movie sucked!"
SUPERMAN: "Your movie sucked worse!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ love that last one. And thanks

 

[Superwoman Prime]

GOKU: "Kneel before Kakarot!"

SUPERMAN: "Never!"

 

[Panthro]

GOKU: "Kneel before Kakarot!"

SUPERMAN: "Never!"

Hehehehe

You're welcome.

SUPERMAN: "Nobody calls Captain Kirk a b****!"
JEDI GUY: "What about William Shatner?"
SUPERMAN: "Hey, leave Shatner alone! Isn't it enough that people make fun of him for his weight problems and hair issues?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheh. The Jedi are always crossing lines.

SUPERMAN: "I could beat you with both arms tied behind my back!"

JEDI: "Well no dip."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Say, ultimatefan seems to be missing in action.

 

[Panthro]

Say, ultimatefan seems to be missing in action.

Must be another crazy work period for him.

 

[Panthro]

^ Heheheh. The Jedi are always crossing lines.

SUPERMAN: "I could beat you with both arms tied behind my back!"

JEDI: "Well no dip."

Thanks. And yeah, the Jedi do like to cross lines.

JEDI: "Your movie had a lame bastard child, little in the way of awe inspiring action and an island of Kryptonite!"
SUPERMAN: "Your movies had Jar Jar Binks!"