Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[thechubbysaint]

Is it just me, or does kate look really surprised

She probably just saw the suit for the first time.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Reeve's Superman at the opening of Superman Returns...

"I have to get out of this theater...can't take it anymore."
http://www.megatokyo.it/rantimg/superman-eyes.jpg

OH YOU SAW IT? What was it like?

 

[dark_b]

She probably just saw the suit for the first time.

hahahha hahahha

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: (singing)As a Speciman I am INTIMADATING.... No other guy Like Gaston!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Dr. Fate]

REEVE: "Done it! Got the new film sealed away so humanity will never have to gaze upon the horror of Bryan Singer's SM Returns..."

 

[thechubbysaint]

"I don't need no stinkin' padding."

or

"I'm all for Truth, Justice, and a non-metro-sexual Superman."

 

[Zor-El]

REEVE: "Done it! Got the new film sealed away so humanity will never have to gaze upon the horror of Bryan Singer's SM Returns..."

Thats actually even funnier because the screenshot is from Superman III

 

[misternorth79]

WELCOME TO THE 2005-2006 MR "SUPER BULGE" UNIVERSE CONTEST!!

 

[Sverdlovski]

WELCOME TO THE 2005-2006 MR "SUPER BULGE" UNIVERSE CONTEST!!

Alyn looks the most Supermanish here.

 

[JamalYIgle]

Welcome to the club, Brandon, If you don't die, your career certainly will!

 

[Showtime]

FANBOY: Keep rolling...Keep rolling.
CAMERA BOY: My mom said I could only use the camera for an hour.
FANBOY: Keep rolling...I will be heard!
CAMERA BOY: The \S/ Is Too Small....Take 3
FANBOY: Hey Bryan...you see my logo....you see these colors...I'm Superman!

 

[Brian Braddock]

"Now where did I put those invisible televisons? Oh, yeah - I forgot - i'm carrying them!"

 

[wiegeabo]

Brandon (watching his body get bigger): "Um, Bryan? I think I'm allergic to this suit."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROUTH: "Guys, I hate to say it, but we're all small in the pants."
KIRK ALYN: "Who're you calling 'small in the pants', Mr. Super-Panties?"

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

ROUTH: "Guys, I hate to say it, but we're all small in the pants."
KIRK ALYN: "Who're you calling 'small in the pants', Mr. Super-Panties?"

Routh - better than your granny ones dude.

 

[Dr. Fate]

REEVE: "God I'm embarrassed to be apart of this codpiece comparison..."
GEORGE: "We all are, son. Just strike a heroic, barrel chested pose for a moment and you'll be on your way."

 

[Spare-Flair]

Dean Cain: "I'm the new and exciting face of Superman for the 1990's! My belt buckle is a rectangle!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

KIRK ALYN: "Hey Chris, how come you're suit isn't a darker shade of blue like ours?"
CHRIS REEVE: "This is for the blue screen shots. It has to be lighter so it won't fade in as much"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Voice (off-camera): SHUT UP IN THERE. Alright, you all know the drill. When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand? Number one, step forward.

Cain: Hand me the keys, you f**king c**knocker.

Voice (off-camera): Number two, step forward.

Reeve: Give me the keys, you motherf**king, c**ksucking pile of s**t, or I'll rip off your--

Voice: Knock it off. Get back in line.

 

[Mentok]

*THE KID, wondering around the set*

"Are you my Dad?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

KIRK ALYN: "Mother f***er!"
GEORGE REEVES: "You f***ing dog, ya!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "Shut the f**k up!"
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Get over here, b***h!"
DEAN CAIN: "Gaaaaaawwwwwwwd damn!"
KIRK: "Get ready to walk the f***in' plank, boys!"
GEORGE: "Come here, mother f***er!"

Based on a Thundercats outtake I once heard.

 

[Mentok]

LOIS - "SUPERMAN JUST DESTROYED THE ENGINE, WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

SUPERMAN - "Take that skank "

 

[Dr. Fate]

LOIS - "SUPERMAN JUST DESTROYED THE ENGINE, WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

SUPERMAN - "Take that skank "

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "All hail the Master of the C.L.I.T.!"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Voice (off-camera): SHUT UP IN THERE. Alright, you all know the drill. When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand? Number one, step forward.

Cain: Hand me the keys, you f**king c**knocker.

Voice (off-camera): Number two, step forward.

Reeve: Give me the keys, you motherf**king, c**ksucking pile of s**t, or I'll rip off your--

Voice: Knock it off. Get back in line.

Come on, this is funny s**t, goddamnit.