Survivor: Redemption Island

[Marx]

*bump for tonight's episode*

It looks like an interesting episode is shaping up. Did I hear on the preview that they're talking about TWO tribal councils?

 

[bullets]

" Am I on the chop block? "
-Ralph

 

[Ultra Lantern]

*bump for tonight's episode*

It looks like an interesting episode is shaping up. Did I hear on the preview that they're talking about TWO tribal councils?

Yes,and Boston Rob may be in trouble.

 

[Sakuraba]

So much for my thoughts on Ashley and Natalie being tight.

So much for David thinking he's a puzzle god. Couldn't even beat a football player!

 

[Sawyer]

" Am I on the chop block? "
-Ralph

Ralph is like a five year old kid who hears the adults talking and then tries to use the words they say and just fails miserably at it.

 

[Sakuraba]

"you sound like a lunatic."

"you sound like a guy at the bottom of a cesspool struggling to get out."

Phillipwned.

 

[Matt]

"you sound like a lunatic."

"you sound like a guy at the bottom of a cesspool struggling to get out."

Phillipwned.

I think Probst might be onto something in his blog. This season was Rob vs Russell. Make next season Phillip vs. Coach!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Phillip and Ralph need to go.Both of them are idiots.

 

[Sakuraba]

I didn't even understand Ralph's strategy. Tell me if I'm on the chopping block and I'll vote for you in the final 3? WTF?

 

[Matt]

Holy ****, Phillip is playing the most brilliant game since Richard Hatch intentionally alienated people by walking around nude!

 

[Matt]

Phillip and Ralph need to go.Both of them are idiots.

Sure about that?

 

[Sawyer]

I think Probst might be onto something in his blog. This season was Rob vs Russell. Make next season Phillip vs. Coach!

I could never take a full season of that.

 

[Matt]

I could never take a full season of that.

I'd prefer it to another season of the most overrated player ever getting a **** load of help from the producers (ala Boston Rob).

Still, I bet Zapatera is feeling silly for voting out Russell, the one person in the game equipped to turn the tide on Rob.

 

[Sawyer]

I'd prefer if CBS just stops the tired goddamn gimmick of bringing back old players, honestly... would it really be so bad to watch a whole season with entirely new people?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Sure about that?

Ralph then.

 

[Matt]

I'd prefer if CBS just stops the tired goddamn gimmick of bringing back old players, honestly... would it really be so bad to watch a whole season with entirely new people?

Last season could've used Rob and Russell to spice things up. This season on the other hand had a remarkable cast. It didn't need Rob and Russell. All it did was take away focus from all these interesting new players (David, Phillip, Stephanie, Grant, Ashley, even Ralph) and put it on Rob and Russell.

 

[Sakuraba]

LOL at David limping. The hanging challenge is built for a woman to win.

Steve is just so, so pathetic.

Finally zapatera is playing the cult card. Attack Grant's manhood for not eating the fish.

 

[Matt]

LOL at David limping. The hanging challenge is built for a woman to win.

Steve is just so, so pathetic.

Finally zapatera is playing the cult card. Attack Grant's manhood for not eating the fish.

Its a fair point. The producers destroyed any shot of this exceptional cast providing an entertaining season the second that they brought in all-star players and stacked the tribes so one would be embraced and another would be targetted.

What is usually one of the most exciting episodes (double tribal) was boring, predictable filler.

 

[Sakuraba]

Of course David kept waiting to make a move and now he's got a spot on redemption island.

 

[Matt]

Of course David kept waiting to make a move and now he's got a spot on redemption island.

David had no move to make. His tribe was dead set on voting out Russell's girls, despite his objections.

 

[Sakuraba]

Its a fair point. The producers destroyed any shot of this exceptional cast providing an entertaining season the second that they brought in all-star players and stacked the tribes so one would be embraced and another would be targetted.

What is usually one of the most exciting episodes (double tribal) was boring, predictable filler.

You called it early about the make-up of the tribes and nailed it.

This was definitely a "speed this thing up" episode.

 

[Sakuraba]

David had no move to make. His tribe was dead set on voting out Russell's girls, despite his objections.

I meant more about tonight's episode. Twice he was shown saying to just wait and then he let Ralph flounder in trying to talk to Phillip. I'm not saying he had a ton of options, but he just consigned himself to being voted out. There's no way I let Grant not eat that fish without saying something like, "stop being a p**** and letting Rob be your nanny and come eat... I see he's got Phillip and a strong four-girl alliance." Whatever, just get him riled up.

 

[Sawyer]

Ugh. Can they just give Rob the million dollars right now? Because the rest dont even deserve the chance to play for it, honestly...

 

[Sakuraba]

Well, as mentioned, Phillip seems to be actively pursuing a strategy separate from his alliance, er, Stealth. Although, accusing Steve as being a racist isn't sound play given the all white jury he would face.

And can we get Steve a bamboo wheelchair for traveling to challenges and tribal? I swear every shot of him at camp this season has him sitting on his can.

 

[bullets]

This was definitely a "speed this thing up" episode.

I thought so to . Something surprising could have happened but it didn't . Now we just have to wait for the rest of Zapatera to disappear.