Talk only in Burton Batman movies quotes

[batmaluco]

Who can you trust?
And where is Batman? He's at home washing his tights!

 

[Bat Attack]

I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much...yummier.

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Bat-Cave? I'm sitting there working and there she is. 'Oh hi Vic. Come on in.'"

 

[Bat Attack]

"I wouldn't touch you to scratch you..."


"Ya' Lousy minx, you sent out all the wrong signals. And I don't think I like you anymore!"

 

[Doctor Octopus]

I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it to someone half his size.

 

[Silver Sable]

"Love that Joker!"

 

[Bat Attack]

"4, 5...still alive!!"

 

[Doctor Octopus]

You think you could go 15 rounds of Mohammad Shreck??

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Let me tell you what I'm thinking about, sweetie. I was in the bath one day, when I realized I was destined for greatness. This is attractive, that is not. Well, that is all behind me."

 

[Bat Attack]

"Oh a little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance. Tell me, what do you know about *flaps hands*?"

 

[XCharlieX]

Sorry, these two slipped on a banana peel.

 

[Bat Attack]

Ehhh, they're drinkin' Drano.

 

[XCharlieX]

Dont leave home without it.

 

[Bat Attack]

I heard the bat got 'im

 

[batmaluco]

The BAT?! Gimme a break, will you, Eddie?

 

[Silver Sable]

"Wow, Batman or is it the Batman?"

 

[cryptic name]

I'm Batman

 

[batmaluco]

Shut up. There... ain't... no... bat.

 

[Bat Attack]

"Well. The party never stops, on Selina Kyles answering machine."

 

[Silver Sable]

"Honey, I'm home.Oh I forgot..............I'm not married"

 

[Bat Attack]

"Just the ***** I've been looking for."

 

[batmaluco]

Why don't you marry her, Alfred?

 

[The Sage]

We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws.

 

[Bat Attack]

"Saved by kitty litter. Haha! Ohh, bastard."

 

[Bat Attack]

Ice Princess- "Who are you?"

Penguin- "Talent Scout."

Ice Princess-"Oh, come in. I don't just light trees you know. I'm an actress as well."

Penguin-"Really."

*Penguin grabs stolen batarang from Poodle Ladys dog"

Ice Princess-"What is that, a camera or something?"

Penguin-"Say cheese!"

*Ice Princess stands up and poses in ****e-like manner*

Ice Princess-"CHEESE!"

*Throws batatrang and hits her in head*