The Absorbascon's 52 Questions

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1.Do you, like me, pray daily that Ralph Dibny dies in 52?

1. 1. Have you noticed that on Heroes, the women generally have the "butch" physical powers and the men have the "passive" mental powers?
   2. Will Supernova remain a part of the DCU after 52?
   3. Will there be an Aquaman movie?
   4. Am I the only person who still believes in the possible innocence of Skeets?
   5. When will the new Atom meet Hawkman?
   6. Am I the only person who doesn't think Montoya deserves to become the Question?
   7. Has there ever been a more stinging condemnation of Wonder Woman than that made by Circe in the most recent issue?
   8. Am I the only person who really wants SuperChief to come back?
   9. It's perfectly safe to assume that Dr. Light is the Evil Mastermind behind all the other villians in JLA, isn't it?
   10. Who will come out first, Connor Hawke or Mario Lopez?
   11. Why do I feel like I'm the only person reading Freedom Fighters?
   12. Does the fact that I burst out laughing when I read that Joe Quesada is Wizard's Man of the Year say more about Wizard, Joe, or me?
   13. If the latest Marvel Heroclix set has four ultra-rare zombified uniques, shouldn't the next DC set have four ultra-rare Starro-controlled figures?
   14. How will Batwoman kiss Montoya when she's wearing the Question mask?
   15. I am the only person who thinks Hercules should now be a permanent addition to Wonder Woman's "dynasty"?
   16. Even when they name him "Sobek", aren't you going to call the Black Adam Family's new crocodile friend "Tawky Crawky"?
   17. If you had to live alone on a deserted island with one character from 52, which one would it be? I'd choose SuperChief; a lonely, lonely Superchief...
   18. Can you name one villain who should be permanently "relocated" into Superman's Rogues Gallery, and why?
   19. Don't you think Dr. Domino will be one of the Four Horsemen?
   20. Is there a more boring book than Checkmate? I'm having trouble sleeping at night... .
   21. If M. Mallah & the Brain adopted, what would they name the child? I'm thinking "Dominique"... .
   22. If Aquagirl were to develop one superpower, what should it be?
   23. Will there be a new Booster Gold, ya think?
   24. Isn't this the first time we've actually seen Sivana's wife?
   25. Don't you think Northwind should be rehumanified and brought back into the fold of the Hawkman dynasty?
   26. I'm the only person hoping the prophecy will be fulfilled by a monster eating Cassandra Cain, aren't I?
   27. If you were to bring back the Joker's Daughter, how would you do it?
   28. Shouldn't the Giant Lex Luthor Balloon be a recurring character?
   29. Do the Wonder Scouts have merit badges for bondage and neck-wringing, and, if so, how are they earned?
   30. Since the most recent Heroclix map is the Space Map, shouldn't the next one be a Water/Ocean map?
   31. Shouldn't Black Canary start dating Dr. Mid-Nite again?
   32. Was I the only person surprised by John Henry's loss of his new powers?
   33. Doesn't anyone else miss Neptune Perkins?
   34. Isn't it about time we stop mooning over "Cowgirl" and start getting our asses kicked by the Sinestro Corps?
   35. What one villain would you revitalize by making him/her a member of the Sinestro Corps?
   36. If DC published an anthology title with new stories written in a Golden Age style, would you buy it?
   37. If DC published an anthology title with new stories written in a Silver Age style, would you buy it?
   38. If DC published an anthology title with new stories written in a Bronze Age style, would you buy it?
   39. Am I the only person who misses Ferdinand and wonders exactly where a minotaur lives if not at the Themysciran Embassy?
   40. I'm the last person on earth to realize how good Birds of Prey is, aren't I?
   41. Superchief, Ferdinand, Northwind; hmm, do I need therapy or just a weekend at one of William Marston's furry festivals?
   42. Since there will eventually be a new Terraman, what should he be like?
   43. Doesn't anyone at DC remember that Congress can't pass Constitutional amendments without them being ratified by the states?
   44. Is it no longer continuity that Luthor was a third-party candidate?
   45. Has anyone else noticed how much less child molestation and bodies-in-the-backyard there are now that Alan Moore's not writing for DC?
   46. Am I the only person who thinks Rex the Wonderdog should be a supporting player in something other than Shadowpact? I think a talking immortal dog would be perfect in either Wonder Woman or Manhunter... or maybe living with Wendy & Marvin in Teen Titans.
   47. Shouldn't Mr. Terrific be a lot cheerier now that he's getting some?
   48. No one really misses the Ventriloquist, do they?
   49. So, is it Chung Tzu or Chung Zhu? I hope they choose the latter and cover it by saying that Westerners were mispronouncing it, because it's really odd and vaguely disrespectful to name a supervillain after an ancient philosopher for no reason... .
   50. Am I the only person who thinks Dr. Mid-Nite should have his own title, with Dr. Scott consulting?
   51. Isn't there ever going to be a second issue of Digging for the Truth? I am dying to see Josh confront the villain.

Back with a vengence. And the numbering's weird, sorry.
Answer truthfully, really.

 

[WompuM]

Wow. I love you. Yes to 31 34 and 50.