The All New State Your Opinion on a DC Character Thread

[Panthro]

He looks so wholesome, though. I've actually never heard of Dynaman before. He sounds interesting.

Read DC's The Golden Age

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Anubis keeps telling me to do that and I have a strict "never do anything Nubsodactyl tells me" policy.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

i vaguely remember that guy like he was pretending to be this great hero but he was secretly plotting to take over the world or something.. cause he was a nazi and I HATE NAZIS!!

 

[Mystirious]

Anubis keeps telling me to do that and I have a strict "never do anything Nubsodactyl tells me" policy.

But its really good though Corp

Yeah, he's the ultimate tranny.

And also a talking ape

That's a good combination

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Ultra-Humanite: If there's a talking monkey character out there I dont love, I have yet to discover it.

Dynaman: No clue who that is.

 

[Mystirious]

Well, time to move on to our last super nazi.

Spoiler

From his appearance on Maury Povitch

Dynaman

AKA the Ultimate Nazi: [blackout]Adolph Hitler[/blackout] :

Someone get Captain America to smack him in the jaw quick

 

[Anubis]

You people seriously need to read JSA Golden Age. It is awesome as hell.

For Corpy, you shouldn't read Golden Age, cuz it sucks balls and if you read it it will give you herpes.

It also has one of the old time best ending battles in comic history. All the Golden Age Superheros, versus Dynaman, who promptly kicks everybodies ass.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Hey! i got that book and i read it!( i just dont remember it all that well you know how many fraking comics i got! sheesh!)
you know whats funny! i remember when i joined a convo looong time ago in a different thread with a certain god of death hating anything "old"!hahah i love irony!

 

[Anubis]

1st of all, that ain't old. It's just about old characters. Notice how they don't tell you what you can plainly see the motha f**ka's doing. I mean, it was written in the 90's. Second of all, shut up.

Spoiler

See what you people are missin'? "THE BIG GUY" shows up for one of the all time "OH S**T IT'S ON NOW!" moments.

Glorious Godfrey

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

it was written in the 90's.

Haha i wasnt talking about the book's timeline .that's exactly what i was talking about!that*&^% is old now cause its 2012 and you want people to read it... but i told your ass about old movies once and you were like old movies yadda yadda blah blah Bull**&^% suck! haha but i still love ya!

GG's cool in a realistic "Rush Morton Downey Limbaugh Junior Bill O'reilly" way! we who read comics are all like..." come on! how can people be this stupid to faLL FOR THIS *&^%!" The JLA saves our asses from giant starfish. they aint bad guys!".. yet all day long in real life I hear people listening to those media guys saying... you know. they are right! that's some deep ass &^%$!! you should always ? what the *(*&^3 the media feeds you for yourself! that's why Jack Kirby is KING!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

For Corpy, you shouldn't read Golden Age, cuz it sucks balls and if you read it it will give you herpes.

Silly Nubs, I know your tricks.

 

[WolfCypher]

Apokolips Talk Radio with Godfrey in the Morning.

They got the right voice actor for him on the show (Young Jeezies). See also Anton Servarius.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

Well, time to move on to our last super nazi.

Spoiler

From his appearance on Maury Povitch

Dynaman

AKA the Ultimate Nazi: [blackout]Adolph Hitler[/blackout] :

Looks like raided Magneto's closet.

 

[Anubis]

Silly Nubs, I know your tricks.

Dude, you should really read it. It's Alan "F**king" Scott being a BAMF. How can you deny yourself this? It's tantamount to pissing on yourself in a bathroom.

 

[Mystirious]

1st of all, that ain't old. It's just about old characters. Notice how they don't tell you what you can plainly see the motha f**ka's doing. I mean, it was written in the 90's. Second of all, shut up.

Spoiler

See what you people are missin'? "THE BIG GUY" shows up for one of the all time "OH S**T IT'S ON NOW!" moments.

Glorious Godfrey

He's pretty loathsome and one of those villains who you just love to watch get their head kicked in by the good guys

I liked how he was one of those crazy as hell tv preachers in Final Crisis that made me giggle

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Dude, you should really read it. It's Alan "F**king" Scott being a BAMF. How can you deny yourself this? It's tantamount to pissing on yourself in a bathroom.

I know, I'll get to it someday. I just like f***ing with you.

 

[Mystirious]

Oh you two

I'mma hug you both

 

[Anubis]

Okay, but let me take off my pants first.

Movin' on!!!!

Spoiler

I always knew Fox News was a mouthpiece for the God of Evil

The Prankster

 

[WolfCypher]

I don't want him.
You can have him.
He's to lame for meeeeeeee...!!!♪

 

[Anubis]

The Prankster is awesome. He's a guy who has made a living in a truly niche market. Distracting Superman. For a percentage of your profits, Prankster will hit Superman with a giant acid cream pie, while innocent bystanders are given atomic wedgies by a robot superman cross dresser.

While all that is going on across town, you are free to rob whatever bank, warehouse, science lab you intend to rob. He's a nut job. But he's a professional nut job.

 

[Mystirious]

A professional nutjob with a staff of hawt ladies surrounding him

He knows how to live

Okay, but let me take off my pants first.

Deal

Movin' on!!!!

Spoiler

I always knew Fox News was a mouthpiece for the God of Evil

The Prankster

I loves the Prankster

He's such a fun character I loved the issue of Superman Busiek did about him

 

[Anubis]

figured there would be little interest in Prankster. He's just too out there for most to fathom.

Spoiler

Heh, blow it out your ass.

Kid Eternity

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He seemed interesting and I always meant to learn more about him, but then I didn't.

 

[Anubis]

I only read two things with him in it.

When he got killed in the opening arc of JSA, after throwing every hero he could think of at Mordru, and when he came back in Teen Titans after somebody jammed him in the doorway to hell like a.........door jam.

Other than that, I like his name, I like his look, and I like his powers.

 

[Hush]

Kid Eternity is an awesome underused character.