The Amazing Squirrel: A Hype Lounge

[Gilpesh]

I'm going to start making death jokes about celebrities that haven't even died yet. They'll be too too soon!

How about that Jay Leno... he really knows how to choke to death on his own vomit.

 

[Matt Murdock]

How about that Jay Leno... he really knows how to choke to death on the vomit of the women he pays to sleep with him.

Fixed.

2 Girls, 1 Chin.

 

[Gilpesh]

2 Girls, 1 Chin.

That one might actually make me vomit.

 

[Holiday]

I hate that kid... at least he was turned into a she after that rail whoops.

Yeah, he's quite annoying. Could probably use a punch in the face.

How about that Jay Leno... he really knows how to choke to death on his own vomit.

Can you believe that Kirk Cameron? I never knew he would die the same way David Carradine and Michael Hutchence did.

 

[Gilpesh]

Yeah, he's quite annoying. Could probably use a punch in the face.

I just meant that he was good enough to end up in Yeah Right... and be what, twelve? Thirteen?

Can you believe that Kirk Cameron? I never knew he would die the same way David Carradine and Michael Hutchence did.

At least this time the young Taiwanese boy he was with also died with him so he wouldn't have to face Jesus alone.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Hear about Dane Cook? He shot himself after he held a party for all the fans he thought he had.

 

[Gilpesh]

At least he shot Carlos Mencia before he killed himself.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Too bad he missed Carrot Top, though. Thankfully, ol' Carrot went into a steroid-induced rage and blew his carotid.

 

[Gilpesh]

It makes the special commentary he did for Rules of Attraction sad now...

 

[Holiday]

I just meant that he was good enough to end up in Yeah Right... and be what, twelve? Thirteen?

In that video he was probably 14 or 15, maybe 16 at the oldest. I have the PJ Ladd video, he's a bit younger in that.

At least this time the young Taiwanese boy he was with also died with him so he wouldn't have to face Jesus alone.

I read he started engaging in that kind of behavior to cope with the cancellation of Growing Pains. Sad, really.

 

[Gilpesh]

I read he started engaging in that kind of behavior to cope with the cancellation of Growing Pains. Sad, really.

Well, at least he didn't go all crazy christian and say that homosexuality (especially with young Taiwanese boys) is bad.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Or good. Like MJ.

 

[Gilpesh]

Or good. Like MJ.

TOO SOON-ish!

 

[Matt Murdock]

 

[knowsbleed]

Korean women are hawt.

 

[Johnny Drama]

It makes the special commentary he did for Rules of Attraction sad now...

Wait, who are you talking about?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Korean women are hawt.

Especially when you're drunk. So, Korean women are always especially hawt to you.

 

[Gilpesh]

It'd be too soon if it was just about Michael Jackson dying... but with the little boys thing those jokes are old. So they mix and become Soon-ish.

 

[Gilpesh]

Wait, who are you talking about?

Carrot Top did a commentary for that movie. I am serious.

 

[knowsbleed]

Especially when you're drunk. So, Korean women are always especially hawt to you.

so?

Quit checkin my fresh.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Carrot Top did a commentary for that movie. I am serious.

Whaaaaa? I have the DVD, it's not on there.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

so?

Quit checkin my fresh.

Quit talking like a 15-year-old from the early nineties.

 

[knowsbleed]

But... I was a 15 year old in the early nineties.

 

[Gilpesh]

Whaaaaa? I have the DVD, it's not on there.

The Rules of Attraction, the movie with Dawson and Jessica Biel? Do you have the one with commentary by a 'special guest'. Cause the guest is Carrot Top.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

But... I was a 15 year old in the early nineties.

So, basically what I'm saying is... grow up.