The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[unstoppable]

some guy-What's with the black clothing people will think your goin' to a funeral

Johnny Cash-Maybe I am

 

[Warhammer]

edit.

 

[Warhammer]

- There's always some motherf***er tryin' to ice skate uphill.

- Get the f*** outta my face with that s***.
- My name's Pit, and your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this s***.
- Go in that bag and get my wallet. It's the one that say Bad Motherf***er.

- Hail to the king, baby!
- Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
- I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
- Come get some.

 

[Golgo-13]

"You send in that many men you better bring one more thing" Col.Troutman

"What's that?"-Sheriff

"A good supply of body bags!"-Col.Troutman

RAMBO: First Blood.

 

[The Spawn]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."

 

[Kebab gud]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

whats to explain.. darkseid is beeing himself and so is batman...

 

[The Spawn]

Obviously, but it can still be explained.

 

[The Spawn]

"You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again." - J Frank Parnell, Repo Man

 

[CaptainAmerica]

"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."

—Batman.

 

[Fledermaus]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

Batman is implying that Skies burning, oceans boiling, and streets running red with blood is pretty much commonplace in Gotham, and it takes more than that to impress him.

 

[The Spawn]

Ah...I had a feeling...I think, that was in Jan. after all.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

- Hail to the king, baby!
- Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
- I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
- Come get some.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

"I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president." - Escape from New York

 

[CFE]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." -- Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"Don't think I'm not making a mental list of all your f**king bulls**t." -- Ronnie White (RZ's Halloween)

"The next time you want to backstab me, have the guts to do it to my face." -- Malcolm (Firefly)

"If someone wants to kill you, you just gotta turn around and try to kill them right back." -- Unknown

"No one ever won a war by dying for their country. They won by making the other son of a b*tch die for his." -- General Patton.

"You never know what a man is truly made of until you peel off his flesh one piece at a time." -- The Joker (TDK)

"I GOT IT! You tell me about the first boy you ever kissed and I'll tell you about the first one I ever killed!" -- The Joker

"SWEAR TO ME!!!" -- Batman (Batman Begins)

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CFE

 

[The IronMan]

I must break you-
Ivan Drago

 

[Sloth7d]

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. -Duke Nuke

Now, learn. Learn what happens when you mess with themost powerful being in the universe!!!!!!!-- Freeza

You gave me all the power you had and still I couldn't beat Sora... I'm not impressed.--- Riku

Oh, and if any of you disagree with what I'm doing to Vegeta, feel free to stop me anytime you like. ---Freeza

FINAL FLASH!---Vegeta

Would that include a bullet from this gun?--- Morphious

 

[CFE]

"You may have invaded my body...but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps......HIS PRIDE!!!!"

CFE

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. -Duke Nuke

Actually, Roddy Piper's character first said that in John Carpenter's They Live.

 

[Sloth7d]

"You may have invaded my body...but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps......HIS PRIDE!!!!"

CFE

Damn, how'd I forget that one?

Actually, Roddy Piper's character first said that in John Carpenter's They Live.

I should've known this reference, like all of Duke's, came from somewhere else. Still good though.

 

[demento]

"All right now, I'm comin' out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sumb#tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife! All his friends! Burn his damn house down!"

"You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no ****es, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-b#tches!"

"Any man don't wanna get killed... better clear on out the back."

"I'm Will Munny and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in Unforgiven

 

[Bill]

" Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity. " --Calvin to Moe, Calvin and Hobbes

 

[Fledermaus]

"All right now, I'm comin' out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sumb#tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife! All his friends! Burn his damn house down!"

"You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no ****es, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-b#tches!"

"Any man don't wanna get killed... better clear on out the back."

"I'm Will Munny and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in Unforgiven

"Tonight we dine in Hell!"

300

Full of bad ass quotes.

 

[The Apocalypse]

"I'm gonna count to 5"
"Well I'm gonna count to three" *points gun to head* - Transformers

Thought that was badass

 

[Leto Atrides]

If we're going for cheesy, geeky quotes than you can't beat Warhammer 40K:

• Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.
• Only in death does duty end.
• I shall fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate!
• The enemies of the Emperor fear many things. They fear discovery, defeat, despair and death. Yet there is one thing they fear above all others. They fear the wrath of the Space Marines.
• I tread the path of Righteousness. Though it be paved with broken glass, I shall walk it barefoot; though it crosses rivers of fire, I will pass over them; though it wanders wide, the light of the Emperor guides my step.
• Emperor, bestow on me your righteous fury and your furious strength. Let me become the storm that blasts the enemy from your sight.
• They shall be pure of heart and strong of body, untainted by doubt and unsullied by self-aggrandisement. They will be bright stars in the firmament of battle. Angels of Death whose shining wings bring swift annihilation to the enemies of Man. So it shall be for a thousand times a thousand years, unto the very end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh.