The best way to win a fight

[Dodger]

The shirt thing would work

You take off your shirt, your physical condition matters not. With shirt taken off you hold out your arms and say "What do you want do?" "What do you want to do"

 

[Dodger]

the socks look ridiculous. kids today.

Agree. That just freaking stupid.

 

[webhead731]

[or at least come out with minimal physical harm]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

2) Once your pants are removed, and you are ready to begin, start throwing punches and kicks wildly, while screaming things from various fighting games. I generally start with an uppercut "SHORYUKEN!" or a "GET OVER HERE!" taunt.

3) If, after all this mockery and debauchery, your opponent still wants to exchange fisticuffs, go right for the groin. Doubly effective if you scream "HADOUKEN!"

LMAO.

 

[Spider-Fan]

The best way to win is to lick your opponent. It will frighten him, especially if he is a homophobe.

Especially effective without pants, like Drakon pointed out.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Punch 'em in the throat.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Sadly..... I've done this and failed

 

[Victarion]

Stick yer hand down your pants and take a **** in it while making excruciatingly painful facial expressions. Pull that stinker back out and see if anyone wants to fight then.

 

[Drakon]

Stick yer hand down your pants and take a **** in it while making excruciatingly painful facial expressions. Pull that stinker back out and see if anyone wants to fight then.

Takes too long.

 

[thedeadite]

i know a guy who got out of a fight once just by calmy removing his shoes and jacket, neatly folding it and placing it atop his shoes. the other guy backed down, talking to his friends about how my friend probably knew karate or something...fight over. luckily this worked, considering my friend didn't know anything and had never even been in a fight.

 

[Darth Elektra]

Foot too balls = Winner

lol.

 

[shigsy2003]

[or at least come out with minimal physical harm]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

2) Once your pants are removed, and you are ready to begin, start throwing punches and kicks wildly, while screaming things from various fighting games. I generally start with an uppercut "SHORYUKEN!" or a "GET OVER HERE!" taunt.

3) If, after all this mockery and debauchery, your opponent still wants to exchange fisticuffs, go right for the groin. Doubly effective if you scream "HADOUKEN!"
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And since comedy seems lost here lately, I'd like to point out that this post is entirely meant to be silly, and not taken seriously. I, nor SHH are responsible for you getting beat like a rug if you try this.

Oh God this is hilarious. Thanks for making my night entertaining

 

[Drakon]

Glad you liked.

 

[Noon]

The first one would not be a good idea for me, but I do want the chance to scream SHORYUKEN! at someone in a fight.

 

[nosebleed.]

All good fights require vaseline...known fact.

 

[Halcohol]

All good fights require vaseline...known fact.

 

[GunBlade]

All good fights require vaseline...known fact.

Hahah, how black girls get down. That and headties.

 

[Warhammer]

[or at least come out with minimal physical harm]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

2) Once your pants are removed, and you are ready to begin, start throwing punches and kicks wildly, while screaming things from various fighting games. I generally start with an uppercut "SHORYUKEN!" or a "GET OVER HERE!" taunt.

3) If, after all this mockery and debauchery, your opponent still wants to exchange fisticuffs, go right for the groin. Doubly effective if you scream "HADOUKEN!"
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And since comedy seems lost here lately, I'd like to point out that this post is entirely meant to be silly, and not taken seriously. I, nor SHH are responsible for you getting beat like a rug if you try this.

Those things that I bolded made me LMAO.

 

[Vilya]

Try kicking these guys...

 

[Erzengel]

And since comedy seems lost here lately.

It's like trying to fill the Grand Canyon by pissing in it.

 

[Drakon]

At least I'm not the only one who noticed

 

[November Rain]

The best way to win an encounter is to sleep with the spouse of the person you are fighting

if they are already single, you're already won.

 

[fangrl06]

I would never suggest taking off your clothes in a fight! You leave yourself vulnerable...and cold.

 

[Drakon]

Actually, it'd give me easier access to my weapon, in case **** goes down worse than I thought.

And no, I don't mean my penis.

 

[fangrl06]

Okay, I learned this from Maury:

You take off your sock and fill it with quarters... t:

 

[Logan's Runt]

Okay, I learned this from Maury:

You take of your sock and fill it with quarters... t:

I carry a knife. t: