*The Call Center Thread* ETM is Mad edition.

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  1. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    Ladies and gents,

    I got a phone call today. I accepted it, as my Vitamin R ringtone by Chevelle was going off. A guy, who sounded a bit like a computer was on the other end. He talked to me about stuff, bit shady. I was a bit un easy, but answered a few questions. Made a tragic blunder of saying my real birth day, month, and year...shame on that. I then heard the alarm ring in my head and started asking questions. Lucky for me, my speech problem paid off and he didn't understand me when I said my name.

    -_- I never did a online survey for a walmart gift card...pal.


    Tell us your tragic or sad or even funny stories of call centers.
     
  2. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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  3. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    This is the best combination of words I've seen in an age.
     
  4. Marvolo Registered

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    I dont answer numbers I dont know. If it is important they will leave a message or text me.
     
  5. bullets bang bang

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    ^That's my policy
     
  6. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    Well, I try :cwink:
     
  7. knowsbleed Registered

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    ETM, can I call you? PM me your number, I won't post it everywhere imaginable.
     
  8. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    Could you PM me your SSN? I will post it to everywhere imaginable. :twisted:

    :o
     
  9. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Worst story ever. I mean, if you're going to start a thread can you come up with a better opening then "OMG LOL some dude called me about a Wal-Mart gift card, wtfbbq!?"
     
  10. Doctor Evo Registered

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    I stopped reading right here.
     
  11. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    :lmao:
     
  12. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    Nah.

    Nope.

    You know what...I don't see you posting stories about call centers.

    :funny: I know it's a diss at me..but it made me laugh.
     
  13. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Because most of those stories are boring, stupid or boring. The only thing keeping this thread alive is me *****ing at you.
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    **** off Darth, this is some interesting **** for a Thursday morning. ETM is the mother****ing genius of the day and you're acting just like jock-riding like a haterade sipper. Let's nourish the thread, not tarnish it. Nourish it with words of encouragement and joyous laughter. I need some more caffeine.



    Now about that phone number (and SSN for LL)...
     
  15. Kane52630 TRAPPED IN A BEE CAGE

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  16. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Guys.

    The other day, I went to the store, picked up some things, brought my items to the cashier where I paid for my items and drove home.
     
  17. knowsbleed Registered

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    Ok, I lied. ETM's story isn't interesting at all. I feel horrible for lying.

    I lied about feeling horrible for lying, I don't feel horrible at all.

    But this made me feel a little nauseous.

     
  18. knowsbleed Registered

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    But, did the cashier smile at you and talk to you? Because that means she wants you.

    I miss GR87.
     
  19. Monsieur Xavier Guildsman

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    What did you bought ?
     
  20. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    ...
     
  21. Number 6 Be seeing you

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    I use to work at a call center. I saw a man die in there once, too. Guy I sat next to had a stroke while on the line with a customer. Only interesting thing that happened while I was working at it. Well, some guy told me I interrupted a threesome attempt and killed it, and I was glad. Because anyone who lies about that is a dick, and if they aren't lying, they don't deserve it if they're dumb enough to pick up the ****ing phone as it's getting started.

    That's the only call center stories I got.
     
  22. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Pot roast.

    And let me tell you something REALLY interesting.

    The guy in front of me saw I only had one item, and let me go in front of him.
     
  23. knowsbleed Registered

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    You met all 3 of the thread's required criteria.

    You win a massage from ETM. Just post your phone number here to claim it.
     
  24. Monsieur Xavier Guildsman

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    Totally unprofessional, I hope that the guy who died get fired.
     
  25. Number 6 Be seeing you

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    Hells yeah. 555-5309.

    The messed up thing is our boss actually did spin it that way.
     

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